Avatar Role-play

[Sir Sivelos]

*gets up and dusts self off* Oh, hi Sir Vegeta!

[Prince Vegeta]

Hello, Dee.

[Sir Sivelos]

*sees Deadpool* Oh! Oh! I think I know you... Um... Oh yeah! You were named after this one metal song!

[Prince Vegeta]

Whatever. He has DID, or MPD. Both are medically correct, because they're the exact same thing.

[Sir Sivelos]

DID? MPD? I'm not sure what those are, but they sound serious!

[Wander]

Wait, there's a metal song called Deadpool?

*high-pitched voice* Maaaayyyybbbeeeee

*normal voice* Are you saying you named me after a goddamn metal song?!

*deep voice* I told you he would find out sooner or later.

*normal voice* Ah whatever, I don't even care anymore. So, uh, what the heck are you supposed to be? *pokes Waddle Dee*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oof! Not so hard, please... But I'm Waddle Dee! You're Drowning Pool, right?

[Wander]

Drowning Pool? The hell is that?

*high-pitch voice* Ohhh wait wait wait, you thought we were actually talking about a song named Deadpool?

*normal voice* YES!!

*deeper voice* Whoops, wrong song.

*normal voice* Excuse me for a moment. *starts shooting head a few times*

*deeper voice* CAN YOU STOP SHOOTING OUR GODDAMN HEAD YOU IDIOT

[Sir Sivelos]

You're... weird...

[Prince Vegeta]

And Dee, MPD stands for Multiple Personality Disorder. DID stands for Dissociative Identity Disorder.