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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!

NOW, AS TO WHO AND WHAT I ACTUALLY AM...I!!! *Makes an ultra-manly pose* AM!!! *Makes another ultra-manly pose, which is doubly manly than before* MAAAACHOOOOOOKAAAAAAAARP!!!!! *Makes the manliest pose he can muster-his PURE TESTOSTERONE shines behind him in response* THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED ENTITY IN EXISTENCE, AND CURRENTLY THE LEADER OF MAGIKARP-KIND!!!!!!

[Prince Vegeta]

Me or her? Cause I don't think I did anything....

Okay then... I'm the Prince of all Saiyans, ruler of an evil empire.

[The-Hydra]

(Yaaaay)

What?...This is a new one on me.

[Sir Sivelos]

Enderman: ... *vanishes*

Creeper: Huh. Well, I'm off too. *runs into a nearby cave*

Zombie: ...Rrrrr... *bursts into flames and disappears*

Skeleton: Huh... Umm... *bursts into flames and disappears too*

[The-Hydra]

Those creatures sure can get going when they want to.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: I'M NOT VERY WELL KNOWN ASIDE AS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF WHITE PAINT. SUCH A THING IS UNSURPRISING, EVEN FROM SUCH AN INTELLIGENT BEING AS A METAGROSS!

...A PRINCE!? *Bows*...OF AN EVIL EMPIRE?! *Unbows*...I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO MAKE OF IT. DO SAIYANS FIND MASCULINE ACTIVITIES LIKE EXERCISING AND TRAINING ONE'S BODY TO BE ENJOYABLE AND DESIREABLE?! DO SAIAYNS FIND WHITE PAINT THE PINNACLE OF ALL PAINTS?!

[The-Hydra]

I'm not sure if paint is a huge art of their lives.

[Prince Vegeta]

Who else can fly? Only me?

And Saiyans are all about fighting. So naturally we train so we can fight.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: I CAN JUMP REALLY HIGH, BUT FLYING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

AND WHAT OF MY PREVIOUS QUESTIONS, SPEAKING OF QUESTIONS?!

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: I don't think I can. And hi, by the way.

Waddle Dee: Hi guys!