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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: HOW STRANGE! THAT ABOMNINATION ISN'T DOING ANYTHING! IS IT DISTRACTED BY THAT...CUTE THING? *MANLY point at Scarfy*...ODD, BUT WHATEVER! MANLY FINISHING BLOW!!!

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!*

*MACHOKARP unleashes an unbelievably manly pose, with his PURE TESTOSTERONE shining behind him. It turns into a singular pulse that seeks out and attacks the Twilight Thorn.*

*TOTAL DAMAGE: 3,151,057,260,150,715 DAMAGE!!*

*THE TWILIGHT THORN HAS BEEN SLAIN!! He drops his massive cache of loot everywhere, creating a pile of GOLD COINS, NOBODY MATTER, SPIKY SUBSTANCES, BOOSTING POTIONS, AND SCARF FRAGMENTS. A hovering TWILIGHT THORN SCARF is atop the pile.*

MACHOKARP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ANOTHER ABOMINATION, SLAIN!!...THOUGH, THERE IS THAT CONCERNING PORTAL. IT LOOKS TO BE AN EPIC BATTLE ATOP IT!!

[Sir Sivelos]

Scarfy: GRRRR! *lets go and flies into a nearby bush, glaring at Tamayo*

Waddle Doo: I think it'll leave us alone now...

Waddle Dee: Scarfies are scary...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: THAT THING DIDN'T LOOK SO SCARY WHEN I GOT A GLIMPSE OF IT...GRANTED, I'M HUGE IN COMPARISON TO YOU, SO IT IS PROBABLY A SIZE DIFFERENCE.

I NOTICE A DISTINCT LACK OF INTEREST IN THAT LOOT PILE.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: *takes one of the gold coins, admiring it* Shiny...

Waddle Doo: Very.

[Rin Kagamine]

Meh.*goes back to reading*

[The-Hydra]

What are you reading? I'm surprised anyone here would be doing that...

[Rin Kagamine]

*to focused to answer*

[Prince Vegeta]

Let's make this more interesting! *Sends a blast at the Scarfy*

[Sir Sivelos]

Scarfy: *growls and retreats further into the forest*

Waddle Doo: Scarfies are known to keep grudges, Vegeta...

[The-Hydra]

GRAWK!? Ahem. Alright, Where are those four poor miserable @#$%ers?