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[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Oh well... Anyway!

Waddle Doo: A Garchomp? Okay.

[The-Hydra]

Yes, But not just a Garchomp, A mega Garchomp! Lemee explain that for your peanut-brains: Garchomp=Stay the @#$% away or it'll kill you if it wants to, Mega Garchomp=The only reason you're still alive is because he has allowed it to be so.

[Prince Vegeta]

Oh really? Being naked is masculine, seems I'm only halfway there. *Smirks* Though I doubt anyone wants to see past my shirt.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: Please... don't...

Waddle Dee: *George Takei voice* Oh my.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: MY LATE MASTER, LORD GODKARP, INSTRUCTED ME TO KEEP THIS UNDERGARMENT ON ME AT ALL TIMES, AS IF THE WORLD WERE TO SEE MY FULLY NUDE BODY, IT WOULD ANNIHILATE ITSELF, AND LORD GODKARP DID NOT LIKE THE IDEA OF HIS SUBJECTS BEING KILLED DUE TO MY IMMENSE RESERVES OF TESTOSTERONE...AND NEITHER DO I!

SUCH MANLY PEOPLE COME THROUGH HERE! BY CHANCE, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HIGH-QUALITY WHITE PAINT?!

[The-Hydra]

Yep, I can read minds now, Because I @#$%ing feel like it. And yeah, I don't know why, But paint sounds good.

[Rin Kagamine]

Yep, I can read minds now, Because I @#$%ing feel like it.

(Well...in my mind, I can tell you to **** off.) Ugh...I can't stand these..."men"....maybe I'll just get myself drunk...*opens another beer*

[Prince Vegeta]

I choose to keep my pants on, out of courtesy. Otherwise I would either have people turning and running, or girls drooling. Neither of those sound desirable to me.

And no. I care not for paint. It's unnecessary and it smells.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: *whispers to Doo* The blonde guy's a girl?

Waddle Doo: *facepalm*

[The-Hydra]

(If you don't keep this up, I shan't give you a thrashing. Understood?) Ah, Mind powers.