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[Sir Sivelos]

((Huh. I just realized I reached 1000 posts. Hurray?))

"Baby?" He looks like a fine young man, but not a baby.

[Ash K.]

Mew creates a large Fissure in the ground beneath Vegeta's feet.

[Sir Sivelos]

Wha... Did you do that? *looks at Mew with mild surprise*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I THINK IT DID, YES. THAT THING IS CONSIDERED THE 'MOTHER' OF ALL LIFE ON SOME PLANETS, AFTER ALL...OF COURSE, CONSIDERING BABY VEGETA CAN FLY, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO WORK.

AND NO, THAT GUY IS VEGETA, BUT HE'S BEING POSSESSED BY SOMETHING WHO CALLS HIMSELF BABY. I DIDN'T QUESTION IT AT THE TIME...BUT YES, THAT IS IT'S NAME. I'M NOT REALLY CARING, I'M NEUTRAL.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. How strange. *adjusts glasses*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I REALLY JUST STOPPED CARING A WHILE AGO FOR ALL THE WEIRDNESS. I MEAN, I'M CONSIDERED PRETTY WEIRD BY THE MASSES: THE WORLD'S MOST MANLY BEING IS A 30-FOOT TALL BIPEDAL MAGIKRAP? THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.

COULD YOU GET ME SOME MORE BEER?

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah... I apolpgize, but you drained all of my bottles for your drink. I'm sorry. Can I get you anything else?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HRM...I'LL DRINK ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S GOT ALCHAHOL, AND PROBABLY EVEN IF IT DOESN'T. GIVE ME A SURPRISE.

[Sir Sivelos]

Err... alright. *fills a bottle of mystery drink for Machokarp* Here you go.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Chugs it down*

*MACHOKARP'S IMAGINATION took a sharp boost*

AAAAAAAHHHHH...THAT ONE WAS QUITE POWERFUL. WHAT WAS IT?