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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YHEA. THIS ONE GUY-HE HAD THIS BUFF THAT GAVE THE IMAGINATION BUFFS OF LIQUOR TO SODA AS WELL. HE JUST DRANK A LOAD OF SODA AND JUST GOT UP A FREAKING CANDY MECHA. A MECHA!! MADE OF CANDY!! A**HOLE WAS EXPLOITING MY DIABETES!

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. A mecha, made of candy. That must be an extraordinary sight.

[Prince Vegeta]

*Sighs, and puts thumb and middle finger on his temples* Why do I bother with these idiots? Babidi, how much more, until we get Majin Buu revived?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NOT WHEN IT WAS SHOOTING HOLES THROUGH ME!! THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I DIED TO SOMEONE IN A DUEL, EVERYONE ELSE I SMASHED. THEN!! THIS HEDGEHOG PERSON, S2, CAME ALONG...THAT GUY FROM BEFORE?! HE GAVE HIM THIS RIDICULOUSLY OP PEZ UZI THAT TURNED INTO A GYROJET CANDY ASSAULT RIFLE!! WHAT THE F***, MAN?! WHAT THE F***?!?! I WOULD HAVE WON IF HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT!!

...THEN THERE WAS THAT THING *MANLY gesture to Baby Vegeta* AS A GOLDEN OOZARU WHATNOT, BUT HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN OHKO'D FOR A FEW SECONDS, MEANING I WOULD HAVE WON INSTEAD. LIFE FAINTS BEAT ENERGY FAINTS IN DUELS. I KIND OF LIKED THAT FIGHT, THOUGH. STILL DON'T KNOW WHO WON...

*Gives the LAZY SUSAN OF ENDOWMENT another spin to prevent use of COMB RAVES.* HEHEHE...F***ING CHEAPSKATES. USING MY WEAKNESSES? FEH! FIGHT ME WITHOUT THAT EXPLOITER'S NONSENSE!

[Prince Vegeta]

..... THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS BABIDI!! MY DEATH TOLL SHOULD BE GETTING TO YOU! HOW IS IT NOT!!? ....... *Screams: FFFF***********!!!*

My artificial moon wore out, that's why I'm back in base form!! Just by knocking out a golden Oozaru will not make it go back! Though creating another moon might not be such a bad idea...

[Sir Sivelos]

Well... I don't mean to be on the opposite side, but wouldn't exploiting a weakness be the logical thing to do? For example, if there was a seemingly invincible being, and his only weakness was a crystal, growing out of his back. Logically, you'd go and smash the crystal. Is that not true?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YES, YES, IT'S LOGICAL. IF THERE WAS UTTERLY NO WAY TO HARM THEM, THAT'S PROBABLY EXPECTED, IN FACT. BUT I'M NOT INVINCIBLE OTHER THAN MY DIABETES!! THAT THING COULD PUNCH ME AND DO A GOOD DEAL OF DAMAGE WITH MY DIABETES METER AT UTTERLY ZERO!!! AND THAT ASIDE, IT IS A TRULY MANLY THING TO FIGHT WITHOUT EXPLOITING THE WEAKNESSES OF OTHERS! I DON'T SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE HEAD WHEN I USED RANGED! I DON'T DO CROTCHSHOTS WHEN FIGHTING OTHER MEN! DO YOU THINK I GOT THIS MANLY JUST BY EXERCISING?!

ALSO, YOUR STATEMENT IMPLIES THAT I KNOCKED YOU OUT WHILE A GOLDEN OOZARU, EVEN IF ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS. WHICH MEANT THAT, TECHNICALLY, I WON THE DUEL!

[Sir Sivelos]

Well... I guess so.

[Prince Vegeta]

So? You won a duel, when I wasn't even paying attention. Besides it was with Vegeta, that you wanted to have a battle with. I wasn't paying attention, because it was a childish game!! Typical Saiyans, and their stupid primitive brains! That is why Tuffles are superior!! Always have been and always will be, and with the help of Babidi's dark magic, I gain strength without this hideous body, but with Vegeta's body, I am much more powerful!

[Rin Kagamine]

((Wuz going on over here, my good friends? Aha...kidding...but what's going on?))