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[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: Damn... Idiot wouldn't listen and now this. *Picks up Kakarotto's body, and leaves the rift*

[Sir Sivelos]

Anyway... Now that that business has been taken care of.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

SO NOW CAN WE DUEL?! YOU CAN HAVE FIRST SHOT!!

[Prince Vegeta]

Adult Vegeta: *Walks in, holding the one star Dragon Ball, with Kid Vegeta on his shoulders*
Kid Vegeta: *Points to Thomas* What is that?
Adult Vegeta: I don't know. Certainly not a race I've ever seen before. *Puts Kid Vegeta on the ground*

[Sir Sivelos]

Very well, MACHOKARP. *shoots Machokarp in the knee with Revolver*

[Prince Vegeta]

Adult Vegeta: Get behind me, I don't need you getting caught in the blast.
Kid Vegeta: *Nods, and jumps onto Adult Vegeta's back.*
Adult Vegeta: (As soon as we get the other six Dragon Balls, then I won't have to worry about him getting hurt.)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP TOOK 341,215,154,701 DAMAGE!! MINOR BLOW! His Ultra-buff physique and hard-as-iron scales are really paying off.*

...AH!! WE ARE EVENLY MATCHED!!

*MACHOKARP USED LV. 99 MEGA MACHO SPLASH!!*

*MACHOKARP leaps up and proceeds to preform the most MANLY SPLASH in the history of SPLASHERY. It is so manly, the ground trembles and unleashes magma at Thomas!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*wipes the magma off his suit* Hmm. My suit. Oh well. *slams the gavel, setting MACHOKARP's HP to Mutton's current HP*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP TAKES 1,548,975 DAMAGE! Barely anything! Apparently you were very close to MACHOKARP's HP, though, which is a good sign...*

*MACHOKARP USES LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!!*

*MACHOKARP DOES THE MOST MANLY SERIES OF POSES IN HISTORY, EACH POSE MORE MANLY THANT HE LAST. IT NECESSITATES THE USE OF ALL CAPS IN THE DESCRIPTION, SUCH IS THE MANLINESS OF THE POSING SESSION. WITH EACH POSE, PURE TESTOSTERONE GLOWS MORE AND MORE BEHIND MACHOKARP, UNTIL MACHOKARP SENDS IT AT THOMAS IN A VIOLENT, SOUL-BURNING BLAST!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: What the hell is going on!? This looks like a fight between an overgrown, steroid-injected fish, and an angry demon freak.
Adult Vegeta: ...... (How does he know some of those words!!?)