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[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: *Kicks Adult Vegeta* Get off your *** and let's go!
Adult Vegeta: ..... *Gets up, keeping a hand under his nose*

[Sir Sivelos]

Eeep! They're coming! *takes out spear and spins it so fast it acts like a helicopter, and begins to fly away*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

CLEARLY YOU NEED A BABYSITTER. YOU WILL NOT CONSIDER ME IN THIS ARGUMENT, AS I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: *Grabs a Dragon Ball*
Adult Vegeta: *Picks up the other Dragon Ball, and Kid Vegeta*
Kid Vegeta: Now let's go find the others, and stop being so stupid!! *Slaps the back of Adult Vegeta's head*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, MOST VEGETAS ARE STUPID. MOST. I THINK ONE WAS FAIRLY SMART.

[Prince Vegeta]

Adult Vegeta: *Opens mouth to say something, but closes, and drops is gaze to the ground again*
Kid Vegeta: Whatever, ugly fish-man. I'm getting the Dragon Balls to bring back my race and home planet!! *Murmurs to self*Then finally get out of this hideous body.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*suddenly falls from spearcopter, dropping the radar and smashing it by accident* Ow! Ow...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WELP, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SEARCHING FOR IT THE HARD WAY.

ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD LOOK FOR OTHER THINGS THAT GRANT WISHES. LIKE JIRACHI.

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: I have this idiot to do the work for me!
Adult Vegeta: *Tries to sign 'help me' with small motions with his hands*
Kid Vegeta: Stop moving your hands, and start flying off!! *Kicks Adult Vegeta's jaw, breaking it*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...SO, WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY? *Pointing at Kid Vegeta* YOU LOOK AND ACT LIKE VEGETA'S SON, OR SOMETHING. LIKE CLONES...ONLY ONE'S A KID.