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[Sir Sivelos]

*easily dodges it* Stop ordering Vegeta around!! You have no right to!! *lunges at Kid Vegeta, armed with a spear*

[Prince Vegeta]

Adult Vegeta: *Jumps into the air, Kid Vegeta on his shoulders*
Kid Vegeta: I have more right than you know! And he will continue to obey me, because if you kill me, he goes too.

[Wander]

Captain: Curse you, straw!! NO ONE makes a fool of ZEE CAPTEIN!! D:<

Snippy: Bwah?! Captain's a. . . I still don't even know what gender Captain is!

Captain: You Snippish boob! Zee Captein's gender shall never be revealed! YOU NEVER SAW MY FACE!!! *puts mask back on*

Snippy: *confused face of confuzzleness*

[Sir Sivelos]

*stops* W-what? I... don't want to hurt sir Vegeta... Who are you!?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE A KID VERSION OF VEGETA, SO IF YOU DIE, HE DIES TOO.

I'M ACTUALLY HIGHLY ANNOYED BY YOU AND DON'T FIND HIM ANY FUN EITHER, SO...

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 99 SONIC MUSCLE FLEX!*

[Wander]

Captain: I AM HERE TO SHOW EVERYONE ZEE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP! AND IT LOOKS LIKE I CAME IN JUST IN TIME!

Snippy: Oh God, please, no. PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE PONIES-

Captain: OH BE QUIET! PONIES ARE MAGICAL, AND THEY WILL SOON ROAM FREE AND HAPPY IN ZEE FUTURE!!

Snippy: *facepalms*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR NON-MANLY PONIES.

*Rapid Fires the LV. 99 SONIC MUSCLE FLEX's at Kid Vegeta!*

[Wander]

Captain: ZOMG!! THAT FISH-PERSON-THINGY IS SO MANLY!! *flails arms around*

Snippy: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?! *points at MACHOKARP*

[Sir Sivelos]

I... don't know what to do... I need to get out of here! *runs away and vanishes into some trees*

[Wander]

Captain: COME, MR. SNIPPY! WE MUST REPOPULATE ZEE EARTH WITH ZEE WADDLE DEES!! *chases after Sailor Dee*

Snippy: I thought ponies were supposed to live here in the future. . .? You know what, I'm not even going to ask. *chases after Captain*