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[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: I only took this form, so I could trick the moron, who can hardly move!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*LORD GODKARP decends from the heavens. His form is cloaked in orange light, which thankfully doesn't blind, but you still cannot make it out in any manner.*

LORD GODKARP, TELEPATHICALLY: <MACHOKARP, you called for some reason? I did give those to you as favors for your service, after all...And WHY do I sense they're in your stomach>

MACHOKARP'S THOUGHTS: MISTOOK THEM FOR FOOD.

LORD GODKARP: <Ugh, you are only slightly less of an idiot when I left the mortal coil...Alright, 3 wishes, as I probably neglected to tell you because I needed it to be dramatic. Wish number one?>

MACHOKARP: OK...BABY WOULD JUST GUT ME INSTANTLY IF I DIDN'T AT LEAST GIVE HIM ONE OF HIS WISHES...I NEED WISH NUMBER 1 TO LET HIS GUARD DOWN FIRST...PERHAPS WISH NUMBER TWO, TOO...

LORD GODKARP: <I am aware of this, so I guess I shall grant that first one? Oh, yes...No violent wishes>

MACHOKARP: BABY, WE'VE DECIDED THAT WE'LL LET YOU GET IN ONE OF YOUR WISHES FIRST. A NONVIOLENT ONE IS THE ONLY CONDITION I'LL GIVE YOU FOR MAKING THEM, BECAUSE LORD GODKARP ISN'T GOING TO COMPLY OTHERWISE. I'M GOING TO GUESS...YOU WANT THE TUFFLES BACK? YOU MAKE SUCH AN EPIC FUSS OVER THEM.

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: YES!! Bring back the Tuffles with their home planet!! If that counts as two, so be it! Just bring back the Tuffles, and New Planet Plant!
Vegeta: D-don't.... give it to him....
Baby: You pest!! *Blasts Vegeta*

[Wander]

Captain: I WISH FOR PONIES AND POKEMONS AND BLUE HEDGHOGS AND YELLOW MUTANT FOXES AND-

Snippy: *covers Captain's, er, mask thing* Don't wish for anything, you idiot! . . . Actually, can I wish for a shower?

Captain: *makes muffled sounds*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: DOES THAT COUNT AS TWO?

LORD GODKARP: <*To Baby AND MACHOKARP* Yes, but I can improvise with a nearby planet, suitable for Tuffle life...Also, it will take a long while to get the Tuffles up to the point they were before their genocide, as just reviving them directly will give them memories of dying, and that...Will be undesirable. A fate worse than death. Assuming anyone could do anything, they'd probably destroy Baby for reviving them in such a painful manner. I'd have to restart the race from the ground up instead, from prehistoric era, rediscovering fire...All that stuff. Also, I can only do one wish at a time, and MACHOKARP's making the wishes, so I wait for HIS permission. MACHOKARP, do you approve of these terms?>

MACHOKARP: YES I AGREE TO THOSE TERMS, HONORABLE LORD GODKARP!!

LORD GODKARP: <Very well! The Tuffles shall be restored!> *Shows Baby and GODKARP the sudden spontaneous existence of TUFFLES somewhere else in the Rift. They quickly rediscover fire.*

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: That's not what I meant.... I knew Shenron would have been the better idea!!
Vegeta: *Is hit with the blast, releases a small yelp.* ......H-help....

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

LORD GODKARP: <It would be two separate wishes to make them forget the Saiyan genocide, I didn't spec into the wish-granting thign while I was alive because I knew how bad these things turn out, and I'm pretty sure the Tuffles would KILL you over how stupidly far you took it. Beyond all reason...As a being, you're lucky.>

MACHOKARP: OK...SECOND WISH...KILL BABY HE ANNOYS ME GREATLY. ADULT VEGETA TOO. IN THAT ORDER, PERFERRABLY.

LORD GODKARP: <*Just to MACHOKARP* I don't think you need a wish for that, I'm annoyed by Baby too...Why Vegeta, though?>

MACHOKARP: 90% OF VEGETA'S ARE ANNOYING TOO. I'M BETTING HE'S AN INCLUSION. THE GUY BABY'S POSSESSING AT THE MOMENT IS HIS YOUNGER SELF, THOUGH, SO MAYBE HIS ELDER'S DEATH WOULD HELP? IT WON'T CAUSE A TIME LOOP, RIGHT?

LORD GODKARP: <No...Consider that Wish number two, and consider it granted!>

*From LORD GODKARP'S powerful body of pure energy shoots forward a pulse of PURE MAGIKARPIAN ENERGY! It's heading straight for Kid Vegeta like a homing missile!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: YOU LYING B*STARD!!
Vegeta: N-no.... What did I ever....do? ..... *Dies from the wounds inflicted by Baby*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: I NEVER LIED!! I, MYSELF, HAVE HAD NO PART WHATSOEVER IN YOUR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION! LORD GODKARP IS YOUR TRUE TO-BE SLAYER, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE SAID IT DIDN'T COST A WISH FOR INSULTING HIM INDIRECTLY LIKE THAT.

I WOULD SAY YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SHUT YOUR TRAP, BUT...

*The orange energy pulse surrounds Kid Vegeta, and goes into his bloodstream specifically to annihilate Baby!*

...YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO BE PUTTING THAT ADVICE TO USE...FOREVER!! *MANLY POSE*

LORD GODKARP: <BABY, I SMITE THEE!!!>

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: *Screams and dies, leaving Kid Vegeta's body to fall to the ground, unconscious*