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[Sir Sivelos]

((Actually the text between the asterisks said so *shot*))

I am a god of chaos. It is my nature to be chaotic. And nice car, Vegeta.

[Wander]

Captain: SPEAKING OF POKEMON. MR. SNIPPY, YOU HAVE FAILED TO GROW AND EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE MANLY POKEMON LIKE HIM! *points at Machokarp while still crushing Snippy in a hug-thing*

Snippy: AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT THAT MORE THAN YOU CRUSHING MY WHOLE BODY RIGHT NOW

Captain: YES!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

That captain annoys me. What are you even captain of?

[Wander]

Captain: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY MAJESTIC TITLE, YOU BOOB! I AM ZEE CAPTEIN OF CAPTANIA!! YOU ARE A SILLY SHOE, OR WHATEVER PILOT CALLS YOU MORONS!! WAIT, SPEAKING OF PILOT, WHERE IS HE?

Snippy: /somehow shrugs while being crushed

[Prince Vegeta]

How do you know me? .... Wait, stupid question. Sorry 'bout that. But thanks for the compliment on the car. Now what's going on here? Damn GPS probably shorted out again.

[Sir Sivelos]

*rolls eyes* Whatever. *a near-death Kidgeta suddenly falls out of his robe* Oh. How'd that get there?

[Wander]

Captain: *suddenly lets go of Snippy, who falls onto the ground* MR. SNIPPY! WE MUST LOCATE PILOT BEFORE HE GETS EATEN BY WHO KNOWS WHAT!!

Snippy: Pilot, getting eaten? *imagines Pilot going crazy violent on whatever tries to kill him, if Annie gets control over him again* I kinda doubt that would happen-

Captain: WE MUST BE OFF!! ALSO, WE NEED TO FIND ENGIE TOO, BECAUSE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S DEAD OR NOT. PLUS, WE NEED TO ALSO TEACH HIM ZEE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!! *holds up a piece of paper with ponies on it and a rainbow over them*

Snippy: I still don't know how you manage to draw decently well.

Captain: DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!! *drags Snippy away to find Pilot and Engie*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Image: *Stops a few feet from the portal* I am aware of your self-given titles, Nightmare. They no longer provide the fear they once did, though. As the being who made your bane, as a dimensional traveler who has seen all kinds of things just like you, and as a Dark Writ, I know many things, but one thing may interest you: I know that 'god' is just what one calls oneself or others when one thinks one is invulnerable...And I have proven that NOTHING is a god. NOTHING. I can match you, and I have a limitless age, so that would qualify me by your logic, but I cannot be a god. NOTHING can be, Nightmare. I do not doubt your power and your limitless age...But gods don't exist, and never can.

MACHOKARP: THAT'S QUITE A PHILOSOPHY YOU HAVE THERE. DID YOU GET A DEGREE IN THAT OR SOMETHING?

Image: No...I am a maker of weapons is all. A master, as some would insist...Hmph. You've made me talkative. You bore me, as well. Predictable, utterly predictable, in every manner, the lot of you. Freedom would have a party over this...*Is about to enter the portal*

[Prince Vegeta]

e_o ..... Ummmm.... That... *Jumps out of the car, and goes over to Kidgeta* Did I seriously have bangs as a kid!? Glad those went away. *Checks phone* Dammit! I was supposed to be there and hour ago!! F***ing GPS. *Picks up his younger counterpart* I'll just go back to Capsule Corp. and get him back to full strength... Though the fact he was in your robe, kinda makes you look like a pervert, no offence. Just saying, it would look bad in front of a cop. I'll be back, just gonna drive home, get him all set, then come back. Since that meeting was cancelled, I have a bit of time to spend. Catcha' later. *Hops in car, does a few doughnuts, and drives off*

[Sir Sivelos]

What? It acts as a pocket to me. And about the whole god thing, it's a force of habit. I'm aware that I'm a deity, not a god. But I keep getting those mixed up.