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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: WELL, THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH YELLING LUNATICS, AND MOST ARE VIOLENT LUNATICS ON TOP OF THAT, SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S MUCH DIFFERENCE, EXCEPT ONE KILLS YOU AND THE OTHER DOESN'T. I'D SUFFER THE BOARD MEETING.

AND...THAT IS A MANLY CAR. I APPROVE!

ALSO, DO YOU SEE ANY NEED FOR WHITE PAINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE?! ANY AT ALL?!

[Prince Vegeta]

Oh so this is going to be like memory lane for me! *Laughs* I'm used to violent things, I am a Saiyan after all, if you don't know what those are, well feel free to ask. My only problem, before the paint job, was that it didn't have my family crest on it. The Royal Saiyan Crest, that is. And white paint? Hmmm.... We were going to repaint that room, so I guess white paint could make it a new canvas. How much area does it cover, per gallon?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*one could SEE MACHOKARP's eyes turn into dollar bill signs.*

FAIRLY CHEAP, ACTUALLY, AT LEAST IN COMPARISON TO MOST OTHER NAMED BRANDS...*Goes into semi-lengthy explanation of the details of the White Paint and costs that the Narrator will not type out in full; to summarize, the quality is high, but the cost is fairly low for something of such quality. A good buy in this Narrator's personal opinion.*

[Prince Vegeta]

*Laughs slightly* I see you're very passionate about this white paint business. I just need to know how much area it covers per gallon, and I'll easily pay up. *Looks at the Tuffles* So those guys are back... Hmmm... (I could kill them again, just to know the feeling that my father had.)

[Wander]

*paper airplane crashes into Vegeta's head and falls to the ground*

NOOOOOO!! YOU KILLED MY AIRPLANE!! *suddenly grabs Vegeta and shakes him violently*

YOU HEARTLESS SHOE!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL MY AIRPLANE?! *weeps over paper airplane that is still perfectly fine*

[Sir Sivelos]

Star spears? Star guns!? HAHAHAHAAH! *Nightmare throws his head back in laughter* You just proved you have no idea what you're talking about! Star spears and star guns don't exist, you idiot! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Prince Vegeta]

Hey, hey, hey! Watch the suit! Look, your plane is perfectly fine, watch. *Picks up Paper airplane and and lazily flicks it out of his hands, sending it flying around*

[Sir Sivelos]

Anyway, where was I... Oh yes! I remember! I need to go to Earth.

[Wander]

YAY, IT'S ALIVE! THANK YOU, NOT-SO-HEARTLESS SHOE! *hugs Vegeta, then chases after his paper airplane*

[Prince Vegeta]

Please don't touch me.... And I thought this was Earth, considering I was just drivin' around to a meeting. Hell my house isn't all that far from here. But whatever you wanna call this place is up to you. *Hops out of car*