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[Sir Sivelos]

I think the word you are looking for is Aye. And if you think I'm straightforward, you should see my counterpart, Dark Mind.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU'RE STILL STRAIGHTFORWARD IN COMPARISON. WHICH IS A GOOD THING. OVERLY-COMPLEX PLOTS CONFUSE THE CRUD OUT OF ME.

[Sir Sivelos]

Exactly. I heard that there was a supposed 'god' here a while back called Ra, or something, and he created this totally unneeded plot that nobody actually followed.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OH, YHEA, KIND OF SAW SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND THIS WEIRD GUY THAT CLAIMED HE WAS NONEXISTENT. HE LOOKED KIND OF FAMILIAR. THERE WERE ALSO A FEW FAT DUDES DOING SOME RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME THING TO RA. I THINK THEY CALLED IT THE TRIPLE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE SCUFFLE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I THINK RA WAS WHIMPERING FOR A WHILE AFTER HE LOST, LIKE A WIMP. NOT SURE WHERE THE NONEXISTENT DUDE WENT WITH THE GUY.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm. Sounds interesting.

[Prince Vegeta]

So this one, whose from Universe.... Yeah that long as all hell coordinate, is probably the only one who knows enough on the big guy to do anything? ..... And he's immortal!! Damn, he sure did make a life for himself. ...... Mindf**k? Wow, the fact that it ends with that word one sounds cliche, and two, sounds horrible at the same time. ...... You did what to my car? ...... Why? I would have never used it, until now. Or did you contact Fortuneteller Baba? ....... Okay, okay! I'll go retrieve him, but first, how's the kid? ....... Good. Love you, bye. *Puts phone away*

Well... That's really a thing now... I guess I have no choice.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YHEA...YOU KNOW, HE KIND OF REMIDNDS ME OF THIS GUY WHO CALLED HIMSELF 'TNT.' PRETTY AWESOME NICKNAME, BUT THE GUY WAS A TOTAL BA****D. HE USED MY WEAKNESS AGAINST ME IN A DUEL!! BY SUMMONING A FREAKING MECH!! MADE OF CANDY!!!! MY DIABETES WAS NEVER WORSE INSULTED!!! I FIND SUCH BEHAVIOR UNBECOMING. HOWEVER, BA****D WAS POWERFUL, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT, HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER BEAT ME IN A DUEL...OH, AND THEN HE SUMMONED UP A PEZ UZI FOR THIS 'S2' GUY, AND HE ALSO BEAT ME WITH THAT!! AND I HAD HIM ON THE ROPES!! MY TESTOSTERONE OVERLOAD WAS READY!!! UGH!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

You know, I'm probably just repeating myself, but if I were fighting you, I would exploit your weakness. And likewise to you, you would exploit mine, correct?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NO!! BECAUSE THAT'S JUST NOT MANLY!! AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY LIKE A STAR ROD ANYWAYS.

WAIT, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, THAT WAS THIS THOMAS GUY FROM EARLIER!

[Sir Sivelos]

Is that so? Hmm. I recall saying such a thing to somebody earlier. No matter.