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[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: Is the only thing I have is the pink shirt?
Bulma: I was going to do laundry later when you texted me that picture.
Vegeta: Gotcha'. Alright it's fine. *Comes out of a room wearing a pink shirt, and black pants*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! You look nice! *nods in agreement*

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: *Laughs slightly* Thanks. I can't remember if I said this, but nice hat.
Bulma: I'll be back for you after. *Kisses Vegeta* Alright, the room isn't too far, so I can get your device started.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(It just gets funnier the more you add to the count to own Krillin.)

*Has been, in various unaware methods, owning the c**p out of Krillin.*

*KRILLIN OWNED COUNT: 249*

I STILL DO NOT GET WHERE MY STEADY LEAK OF EXP IS COMING FROM AFTER ALL THIS EXERCISING AND MURDERING OF LOW-CLASS ADVENTURERS, BUT I ACTUALLY KIND OF LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT. I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING STRONGER FOR SEEMINGLY RANDOM ATTACKS, EXERCISES AND POSES, RIGHT?!

*Krillin is beneath him, running the f*** away as he doesn't want to die again. He's gone somewhat insane at this point.*

...OH!! CURSES!! THE HEATED BATTLE MADE ME FORGET MY PUSH UPS!!! *Quickly falls to the ground, crushing Krillin with one of his meaty MACHOKARP hands.*

*KRILLIN OWNED COUNT: 250!!!*

*MACHOKARP GAINED A LEVEL UP!!!*

HRM?! I LEVELED?!?! ALSO, WHAT'S THAT WARM THING ON MY HAND?

*Picks his hand up to reveal the crushed corpse of Krillin*

...MIGHT EXPLAIN THAT PARTICULAR BURST OF EXP...*Flings corpse away, and continues MANLY push-ups.*

*MACHOKARP HAS GAINED A TITLE: MASTER OF OWNING KRILLIN*

*Krillin successfully escapes the vicinity of MACHOKARP after so many re spawns later. You can hear him whoop in delight.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Thanks! I'll see if I can get you one!

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: You'd have to make sure his hair could fit in it.
Vegeta: *Laughs*

[Sir Sivelos]

*grins* Well, I could get Sword Knight to make one. He's pretty good at manufacturing that sort of stuff!

[Prince Vegeta]

Vegeta: Sounds like you have some pretty useful and good friends. But for someone like you it's not all that surprising. *Smiles and puts hands in his pockets*
Bulma: Now that's one person you don't want to see angry.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*STILL DOING MANLY EXERCISES ALL ALONE*

...1549715...1549716...1549717...1549718...

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh! Okay. And I don't mean to be rude, but can you fix my comm device, please?