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[Sir Sivelos]

*everyone gets out of the ship*

Blade Knight: *sees Machokarp* Bloody hell! A giant ole fish man!

Sword Knight: A very manly one.

Meta Knight: Ah, Dee. It is nice to see you again.

Sailor Dee: Yes sir! *salutes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WELL, I DO KNOW OF ONE OF THE GREATER GODS OF MY KIND, A BEING KNOWN AS LADY CRESSELIA. ALSO LORD DARKRAI, HE'S RELATED TO HER, BUT LADY CRESSELIA IS THE ONE YOU WANT. LADY CRESSELIA'S...UH, FEATHERS, HAVE THE ABILITY TO CURE HYPERSOMNIA AND LADY CRESSELIA IS A GREAT HEALER REGARDLESS, SO...YHEA. SHE COULD DO IT.

OF COURSE, SHE LIKES TRAVELING WAAAAAY TOO MUCH.

[Wander]

Pilot: HEY, AREN'T THEY THE PEOPLE CAPTAIN ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT? *points at Meta Knight and crew*

Engie: Wait, so they aren't just another one of Captain's crazy stories?!

Pilot: SEE, CAPTAIN IS MAGIC!!

[Prince Vegeta]

*Sees Meta Knight* That must be your captain. Hello sir. *Bows to Meta Knight*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOUR CAPTAIN IS A LUNATIC.

BY THAT TOKEN, EVERYTHING HE/SHE SAYS IS 50% LIKELY TO BE DEAD TRUE NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.

TO BE CLEAR, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT META KNIGHT, I'M TALKING ABOUT THEIR CAPTAIN *Points to Pilot and Engineer*

[Sir Sivelos]

Meta Knight: *pretending not to know this Vegeta* Greetings. *bows back* My name is Meta Knight, and this is my crew. *gestures to the crew*

Captain Vul: *nods politely at Vegeta*

Blade Knight: Yeah, hello...

Sword Knight: Greetings.

Axe Knight: Hey!

Mace Knight: Hello.

Javelin Knight: 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 00101110

Trident Knight: *holds up a sign that says: "Hello"*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

JAVELIN KNIGHT SAID HE LOVES YOUR SHIRT.

I TOOK COURSES IN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING. BINARY CAME UP A LOT. I WAS THINKING OF MAKING MANLY VIDEO GAMES, BUT THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME MANLY, SO I DECIDED AGAINST GOING FURTHER DOWN.

[Sir Sivelos]

Javelin Knight: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00111111 00100000 01001000 01110101 01101000 00101110

Mace Knight: Not many people can understand him.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HE SAID 'YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME? HUH.'

REGARDLESS OF ALL COMPUTER-LANGUAGE KNOWING WHATNOT, ISN'T IT TIME YOU GUYS GO BEFORE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS? HORRIBLE THINGS HAVE A TENDENCY TO HAPPEN AROUND HERE.

[Sir Sivelos]

Captain Vul: In the time we've been here, we've noticed.

Trident Knight: *nods in agreement*