Engie: Uhh. . . Thanks. . .? *secretly burns scroll*
Pilot: SCIENCE MAN, TEACH ME HOW TO USE THIS!!!
Engie: How the hell am I supposed to know?!
Meta Knight (Sir Sivelos)
Mecha Sonic (Sonic20)
Hydronic (Rayquaza)
Princess Monica Raybrandt (Rin kagimae)
Pete, Larry, And Big guy the Hydreigon (The-Hydra)
Hajime Ichinose (Uh, Hajime Ichinose)
Prince Vegeta (Uh, Prince Vegeta. You guys are making me look like an idiot)
Engie: Uhh. . . Thanks. . .? *secretly burns scroll*
Pilot: SCIENCE MAN, TEACH ME HOW TO USE THIS!!!
Engie: How the hell am I supposed to know?!
Spoiler:
JUST READ IT!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REALLY UNDERSTAND IT, JUST LOOK AT IT, AND IT'LL ALL GET EASY!! I SWEAR!!
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pilot: BUT I CAN'T READ!!!! I DO NOT KNOW THE LANGUAGE OF GOBBLEGOOP!!!
Engie: You mean English? The language that you're speaking RIGHT NOW.
Spoiler:
JUST LOOK AT IT, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT!!! LIKE, I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF THOSE SCROLLS EITHER!!! QUITE FRANKLY, THOSE SCROLLS AREN'T IN ENGLISH ANYWAYS, SO THEY'D BE JUST FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE TO USE IF YOU HAD TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT.
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
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BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pilot: *stares at the scroll really intensely*
Engie: I kinda doubt this is going to work. Especially if Pilot's trying to do it.
Spoiler:
*Magical runes surround...Wait, WHAT is his real name!? Dear me, no wonder he goes by pilot! Regardless of that, Magical Runes surround Pilot, and then ram into him-harmlessly, of course.*
*PILOT CAN NOW IMAGINE UP ROCK CANDY WINGS FOR HIS OWN USE!*
...THERE, SEE?!
AND ONE MORE THING: ALBEIT THEY'RE DEFINITELY STURDY ENOUGH TO HOLD UP AGAINST ANYTHING ICARUS-LIKE, THEY CAN'T REALLY TAKE MUCH DAMAGE. THEY CAN LAST INDEFINITELY IF THEY AVOID FIRE, BUT IT'LL TAKE, LIKE, THREE PISTOL ROUNDS FOR THE WINGS TO GO.
...I THINK YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND HOW THEY WORK AUTOMATICALLY, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND. WHOEVER WRITES THOSE SCROLLS THINKS OF EVERYTHING IN ADVANCE.
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Zigzagoon: Hatch @8,669; Linoone @ Level 100: 8,829
My VPP Stats! - My Prism Stats! - My URPG Stats!
BEHOLD THEM AND DESPAIR!!
GUITAR WARROIR! medeleymedeleymedeleyMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Pilot: *imagines up the ROCK CANDY WINGS* WIIINNNGGGSSSS!!!!!
Engie: *jaw drops as far as his gas mask lets him, and is totally speechless*
Spoiler:
Sonic: ... Why do we even bother?
Sword Knight: *does a double take* Woah, what!?
Blade Knight: I know, where'd those weird lookin' 'edgehogs come from?
Amy: We were here the whole time, in that building over there.
Shadow: I don't even know why I stay.
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