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[Wander]

Captain: AH YES. *turns to Engie* YOU THERE! YELLOW ONE! PROCURE ME SOME ITEM TITLED A "CHRISTMAS SWEATER"! IT MUST SURELY BE A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, FOR THERE IS NO JOY FOR ANY WHO BEHOLD IT.

Engie: *is suddenly holding a Christmas sweater* Why on Earth would you want one of these? Wait. . . did you say, "weapon of mass destruction"?

Captain: INDEED. *puts the Christmas sweater on Sailor Dee*

Engie: Why do I keep doing these things?!

Snippy: That's the same question I always ask myself.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, this is very cozy... Wait! Why did you put this on me?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING AND I AGREE, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME! EXCEPT ENGINEER. THE ENGINEER IS COOL.

*Hurls the other three beyond the horizon.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey, hey! There's no need for violence!

[Wander]

Captain: WHAT IS THIS BOOBERY?! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WRITHE IN PAIN FROM THIS "CHRISTMAS SWEATER"! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED, FOR IT IS NOT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

Pilot: WHOEVER DECEIVED YOU, CAPTAIN, IS A TERRIBLE, JIGGLY SHOE-SLUG!!

Engie: Okay, now you're just combining your insults.

Snippy: *facepalms*

((DAYUM NINJA'D TWICE))

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OF COURSE CHRISTMAS SWEATERS AREN'T WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH BEER CANNONS. THOSE ARE NASTY BA****DS TO DEAL WITH. NEVER AFFECTED ME, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THAT MUCH OF A MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S MAN'S MAN!!!

[Sir Sivelos]

((A man's man, huh?))

Oh. *takes out cell phone, and speaks into it, for a second* Oh! Sorry, I need to go! But I'll be back later. I need to go do some stuff with Doo! *goes over to Kidgeta before leaving* Don't give up, okay? *runs off*

[Wander]

Captain: HMMM. . . PILOT, I HAVE A NEW MISSION FOR YOU! FIND ANYTHING THAT IS OR RELATES TO THIS "BEER CANNON"!

Pilot: SIR, YES SIR! :D *salutes and runs off*

Engie: *randomly reads a newspaper that actually isn't all burnt up like everything else*

Snippy:



*whispers* Why do I even hang around you people.

Engie: That's what I ask myself sometimes, too.

[Prince Vegeta]

Kidgeta: *Still cowering under the bed*

Rift Vegeta: *Sitting on a couch watching TV*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Hey guys! I'm back! And I brought my brother, Doo!

Waddle Doo: Hey.