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[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: I'm a Waddle Dee! And this is my brother, Doo! He's a Waddle Doo!

Waddle Doo: Okay, if you didn't get that, we originate from Popstar. Waddle Dees are relaxed, carefree creatures who spend their day doing whatever they please. They're normally peaceful, nice guys, like my brother, but a lot of them follow King Dedede, Popstar's self proclaimed 'king.' And Waddle Doos are a subspecies of Waddle Dees. But they both think of each other as brothers.

Waddle Dee: Oh! But Doo and I are actually brothers! See, Doo used to be-

Waddle Doo: DEE, BE QUIET. *ahem* So yeah. Does that make things clear-er?

[Wander]

Engie: I guess it does. Oh, and who is this 'King Dedede'? Is he really an actual king?

*Snippy and Captain stop fighting once Captain threatened to use his mug on Snippy*

Snippy: You know what, I'm out. *throws controller away and walks over to where Engie and the Waddles are*

Engie: Did Captain threaten you again.

Snippy: Yep. I am NOT going to get my face burned over a broken TV.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: (I guess he missed the 'self-proclaimed' part...) No. He gave himself that title.

Waddle Dee: King Dedede may seem like a jerk, but he can be really cool sometimes!

[Wander]

Engie: So you Waddle Dees just serve King Dedede, knowing that he's not really a king.

Snippy: Seems legit.

Pilot: TOTALLY LEGIT.

*Snippy and Engie comically fall backwards from surprise*

Engie: PILOT WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

Pilot: SORRY SCIENCE MAN. D:

Snippy: SERIOUSLY PILOT STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF US SOMEDAY.

Pilot: OKAY I'M NOT REALLY SORRY TO SNIPPY, BECAUSE HE'S A JIGGLY SLUG. SCIENCE MAN IS OKAY.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: (Was he even listening? -_-') No, not all Waddle Dees serve him. I serve him, as his general. But it's just a job. But anyway, most Waddle Dees are peaceful. They just do whatever they want.

[Wander]

Engie: *gets back up and dusts himself off* I still don't understand why you serve him if he's not a king, but I don't really care anymore.

*Snippy is chasing Pilot away with his rifle while yelling at him*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: He basically just forces us to do it. But hey, it pays good money.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

APPARENTLY HE IS CAPABLE OF GREAT THROWING POTENTIAL.

IF YOU ARE THE RIGHT BODY WEIGHT, HE CAN APPARENTLY THROW YOU FOREVER.

THAT IS CRAZY.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: Oh yeah! I've heard that rumor too. But throwing forever? That sounds... crazy.

[Wander]

Engie: Throwing forever? Impossible. No one can actually be thrown and just go on forever. Unless you get thrown in space. But even then you'll have to bump into something sooner or later, and either change direction or just stop completely.