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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I CAN NAME A DOZEN VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS WHO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

ITS BECAUSE THEY SOUND A LOT LOUDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE FOR VARIOUS REASONS, LIKELY BECAUSE THEY YELL A LOT.

AGAIN, NOT HYPOCRISY, I'M WHISPERING RIGHT NOW.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Okay!

Waddle Doo: Since we're small, we can't talk as loud as you.

[Wander]

Captain: ENGIE! BUILD A TALL STATUE OF ME RIGHT OVER THERE! *points at a random spot*

Engie: *looks up from his newspaper* Sure, I'll get right on that. *goes back to reading*

Captain: NOW, MR. SNIPPY! STOP BEING SUCH A SILLY, COMMON BOOB AND HELP ME OUT HERE. *starts playing a random Sonic game*

Snippy: You do know that the TV isn't even working, right?

Captain: SHUT UP AND PLAY AS THE MUTANT YELLOW FOX ALREADY. WE MUST DEFEAT THE DOCTORATE EGG!! *throws controller at Snippy*

Snippy: *sighs and pretends to play*

Captain: STOP BEING SUCH A TERRIBLE BOOBY PLAYER! YOU KEEP DYING ON ME A LOT.

Snippy: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING 'CAUSE THE TV DOESN'T EVEN WORK!

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: Who's the-

Waddle Dee: Don't ask. Just ignore them.

[Wander]

*Captain and Snippy are arguing*

Engie: Oh, more of you. . . things. What are you guys, anyway?

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: I'm a Waddle Dee! And this is my brother, Doo! He's a Waddle Doo!

Waddle Doo: Okay, if you didn't get that, we originate from Popstar. Waddle Dees are relaxed, carefree creatures who spend their day doing whatever they please. They're normally peaceful, nice guys, like my brother, but a lot of them follow King Dedede, Popstar's self proclaimed 'king.' And Waddle Doos are a subspecies of Waddle Dees. But they both think of each other as brothers.

Waddle Dee: Oh! But Doo and I are actually brothers! See, Doo used to be-

Waddle Doo: DEE, BE QUIET. *ahem* So yeah. Does that make things clear-er?

[Wander]

Engie: I guess it does. Oh, and who is this 'King Dedede'? Is he really an actual king?

*Snippy and Captain stop fighting once Captain threatened to use his mug on Snippy*

Snippy: You know what, I'm out. *throws controller away and walks over to where Engie and the Waddles are*

Engie: Did Captain threaten you again.

Snippy: Yep. I am NOT going to get my face burned over a broken TV.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: (I guess he missed the 'self-proclaimed' part...) No. He gave himself that title.

Waddle Dee: King Dedede may seem like a jerk, but he can be really cool sometimes!

[Wander]

Engie: So you Waddle Dees just serve King Dedede, knowing that he's not really a king.

Snippy: Seems legit.

Pilot: TOTALLY LEGIT.

*Snippy and Engie comically fall backwards from surprise*

Engie: PILOT WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID YOU EVEN GET HERE YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

Pilot: SORRY SCIENCE MAN. D:

Snippy: SERIOUSLY PILOT STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF US SOMEDAY.

Pilot: OKAY I'M NOT REALLY SORRY TO SNIPPY, BECAUSE HE'S A JIGGLY SLUG. SCIENCE MAN IS OKAY.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: (Was he even listening? -_-') No, not all Waddle Dees serve him. I serve him, as his general. But it's just a job. But anyway, most Waddle Dees are peaceful. They just do whatever they want.