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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AH! WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW, I GUESS...OH, YES, HOW RUDE OF ME! MY NAME IS MACHOKARP, AND I HAPPEN TO BE THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED ENTITY IN EXISTENCE! *MANLY muscle flex, with PURE TESTOSTERONE shining from behind him.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*rubs chin (or at least where his chin would be), impressed* Well, the pleasure's all mine, Machokarp.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

THANK YOU.

THIS PLACE, IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, IS A DIMENSIONAL RIFT. BASICALLY, ANYTHING COULD COME OUT OF THESE PORTALS, BUT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE KILLED OFF HERE, FOR SOME REASON-A RE-SPAWNING SYSTEM, IF YOU WOULD CALL IT THAT, BRINGS UP WHOEVER DIES AND TELEPORTS THEM TO AN AREA ABOVE THE LAKE, FULLY RESTORED.

...OH, YES. THAT GUY FIDDLING WITH THE MACHINE OVER THERE IS VEGETA. HE'S REALLY STRONG, SO I WOULDN'T MESS WITH HIM. TEHRE'S ALWAYS ONE OF HIM AROUND-MULTIDIMENSIONAL STUFF AND ALL THAT-SO...YHEA.

ALSO, THERE'S THAT RIN GIRL OVER THERE. NOT REALLY SURE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER, BUT SHE'S NICE...IF A LITTLE KOOKY.

AND THOSE GUYS....THEY'RE CALLED THE PILOT AND THE ENGINEER-NOT SURE WHERE THEY CAME FROM, BUT YHEA. THE PILOT CAN SUMMON ROCK-CANDY WINGS, BUT THAT'S ALL THE SUPERNATURAL STUFF I KNOW ABOUT THEM.

[Sir Sivelos]

...Okay. I already knew about this rift business. Meta Knight and Doo told me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

AH. WELL. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW.

[Sir Sivelos]

Yep. ...Hey, you know what sucks? My castle's kitchen needs a new paint job, but I can't find a single good supply of paint! You know where I could find some?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WOULD THIS PAINT NEED TO BE WHITE, BY CHANCE?

[Sir Sivelos]

Of course! It needs to match the floor tiles.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Grins*

AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE LEADING PRODUCERS OF WHITE PAINT, SO I THINK WE CAN STRIKE A DEAL. I ASSURE YOU, THE KARP BRAND OF WHITE PAINT-

*And there began a expertly-laid out lowdown of what the Paint's level of quality and fine features were, which, for those of us who do not specialize in paint, can basically be summed up as thus: It's high quality, fairly low cost for it's level of quality, and ready to go now if need be.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*eyes light up* ...I can see the new kitchen already! I'll take 500 buckets. *snaps fingers, and a Waddle Dee carrying a massive amount of Pokémonies runs in*