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[Sir Sivelos]

Very well... I've still to learn fully about this place, but okay.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Scoops up MAC and Shadow Kirby as he attempts to escape the Red Miles.*

WE ARE ABSCONDING! *Starts absconding*

[Dragotech]

*C:> Sensors indicate illogical physics in motion behavior*
*C:/MAC> I am being carried?*
*C:> Illogical behavior explained*

*Forces a reversal and ends up carrying the enormous fish creature as he carries Shadow Kirby*

I don't think we have met yet. I am AN-SSU002! But everyone calls me MAC!

Why are we running?

[Sonic20]

> Jack Noir: Acknowledge the fact someone is absconding nearby.

"What? You ponder how this is possible as you literally just turned this face of the planet into a charred, burning crater, you turn around and- oh g*ddamnit."

[Sir Sivelos]

Absconding sure is an exciting event... *is being absconded*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WHAT THE F***-*Sees Red Miles gain on them*-OH FOR LORD GODKARP'S SAKE, RUN!! *MANLY leap off of MAC with Shadow Kirby*

[Dragotech]

*C:> Reaction: sprint*
*C:/MAC> SPRINTING LIKE A BAWS*

Absconding... Keep up please...

*Is running waaaaay too fast...*

*Slows down*

Oh yeah... you don't have Fiber Optic Nerves and synthesized muscle fibers...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I'M PRETTY SURE THE SHEER SIZE OF MY LEGS IS ENOUGH TO KEEP UP! *Has been Keeping up quite easily, thanks to his 30-foot tall stature*

[Sir Sivelos]

*harnesses the Knuckle Joe's Headband to increase physical prowess by 500%! Shadow Kirby leaps off of Machokarp's hand/shoulder/whatever with such magnitude, it launched S.K. in the direction he's facing by 120 km/s!*

Absconding...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Is still fleeing Red Miles*

*Of course, for anyone in the know about Red Miles, anyone would know that no one can escape Red Miles, barring literally leaping off-planet, as this version of Jack Noir doesn't have that ridiculous level of power yet. You're very thankful Jack Noir hasn't been prototyped into Bec Noir, as the only way to escape the Red Miles then is to literally go into a completely different universe altogether. We shall continue watching these shenanigans in absconding regardless*