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[Dragotech]

*C:> Duel?
Gentlemanly sport similar to actual combat designed to settle dispute?*

*C:/MAC> I don't have software capable to comprehend the difference between friendly combat at would be to-the-death combat...*

*C:> Allocate resources to Fabricate new software?
Yes*

*C:> Creating update...
...
Apply Update:
Yes*

*C:> Done*

Hey Machokarp! Would you like to spar to pass the time?

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'm just assuming that Bec just decided to derp out))

...Hmm. No sense in dealing with an enemy to dumb to fight. *sheathes blade*

[Sonic20]

(( i exist ))

Bec Noir: *INSERT EPIC TORNADO FLYING DODGES HERE*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Oh shiet son))

*one makes contact! The Mach Tornado sucks Bec in, and begins sapping his life energy* Try and fight your way out of that, demon.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Gets instantly annoyed by the Psychics he's holding, but holds them nontheless.*

NOT REALLY, MAC. I'D RATHER BE FOCUSED ON STAYING OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE RIGHT NOW.

[Dennis Jansen]

Alakazam: TO DUMB TO FIGHT YOU SAY. I am known as the smartest pokemon alife.
Kadabra: Yes thats right, just check it up.
Abra: Dad, that is a challenge i think
Alakazam: *Shoots a long psybeam in metaknights face for a instant K.O*
Kadabra: Thats how you do it.

[Dragotech]

That is understandable. Do you think it would be wise to abscond while these two fight it out?

*decides to be simply only annoyed and not provoked against the continued violence of the Psychic unit*

[Sir Sivelos]

*blocks the beam* I was not challenging you. If you misunderstood my claim, then you must be as dumb as I said! *teleports behind Alakazam, and stabs him in the back before they can react*

[Dennis Jansen]

Alakazam: hahaha u like stabbing dolls that look like me or what?
Kadabra: *Thinks* if he was dumb he wouldnt have plased a doll there.
Abra: *Evolves* WHATS HAPPENING
Abra or Kadabra i mean: Wow i evolved
Old kadabra: *Evolves too*
New Alakazam: Wow
Old Alakazam: take this *gives a mega ring to New alakazam*
Old Alakazam: *Mega Evolves*
Mega Alakazam: Now tou shouldnt be kiddikg with us

[Dragotech]

*Reacts with wtf face... despite being unable to create facial expressions*

*totally irrelevant*

*C:/MAC> What just happened there?*
*C:> Unknown occurrence documented!*

*is now unsure how to act about this insanity*