Avatar Role-play

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I REALLY JUST STOPPED CARING A WHILE AGO FOR ALL THE WEIRDNESS. I MEAN, I'M CONSIDERED PRETTY WEIRD BY THE MASSES: THE WORLD'S MOST MANLY BEING IS A 30-FOOT TALL BIPEDAL MAGIKRAP? THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.

COULD YOU GET ME SOME MORE BEER?

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah... I apolpgize, but you drained all of my bottles for your drink. I'm sorry. Can I get you anything else?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HRM...I'LL DRINK ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S GOT ALCHAHOL, AND PROBABLY EVEN IF IT DOESN'T. GIVE ME A SURPRISE.

[Sir Sivelos]

Err... alright. *fills a bottle of mystery drink for Machokarp* Here you go.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Chugs it down*

*MACHOKARP'S IMAGINATION took a sharp boost*

AAAAAAAHHHHH...THAT ONE WAS QUITE POWERFUL. WHAT WAS IT?

[Prince Vegeta]

Are you people still confused? I am Majin Baby! A Tuffle virus created to kill the Saiyans, by taking over their bodies and mind! I just so happen to be in Universe 30 Prince Vegeta's body. That does not make me Vegeta!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NOT CARING. YOU'RE IN HIS BODY SO YOU'RE VEGETA BABY. JUST GO 'TCH, WHATEVER' AND GET ON WITH IT.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hmm... I mixed in some whisky, gin and tonic, and... some aged wine. I'm glad you enjoyed it. That was a normal sized cup, so it must be very powerful, indeed.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...WHAT?!

I'D KEEP SUCH A RECIPIE LOCKED UP IN CASE YOU NEED SOMEONE TO CONJURE UP STUFF LIKE...UHH...*Thinks for a bit*...THE KIND OF STUFF THAT LOOKS RIDICULOUS BUT IS RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL. LIKE, I DUNNO, JAW-BREAKER BOMBS OR SOMETHING. PEZ UZIS. STUFF LIKE THAT.

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah! Good idea. *takes out a note-pad and scribbles something in it before putting it away*