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[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: WHAT!!? YOU HAVE THE REST OF THE DRAGON BALLS!!? GIVE THEM TO ME!! I ONLY NEED TWO OF THE THREE WISHES!! YOU CAN HAVE THE LAST ONE, IF YOU GIVE ME THE OTHER FIVE!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

IF MY THEORY IS CORRECT, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD ACTUALLY USE THEM IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE THEM TO ME, ACTUALLY. I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR TWO WISHES WITHOUT COMPLAINT...IF YOU GIVE ME MINE FIRST!!

[Wander]

Snippy: Er, Captain?

Captain: YES?

Snippy: I think that "Waddle Dee" wants to be let go-

Captain: NONSENSE, MR. SNIPPY. HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO HELP US WRAP UP ZEE COLD, HARSH WINTER!!

Snippy: . . . *grabs Sailor Dee and runs away with him*

Captain: EY! COME BACK HERE!! *chases after Snippy*

[Sir Sivelos]

I said let me go! *struggles out of grip and spearcopters away*

[Prince Vegeta]

Baby: What do you mean, you're the only one who could use them? They're the Namekian Dragon Balls!! You have to speak Namekian to summon the Dragon!! I learned enough to say the phrase! And I know what you'll wish for! You're going to wish me dead!!
Vegeta: *Tries to move*

[Wander]

Captain: MR. SNIPPY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NOW WE CAN NEVER WRAP UP WINTER!! AND YOU WILL NEVER GROW AND EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE POKEMON!!!

Snippy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL A POKEMON IS!!

[Sonic20]

Baby: What do you mean, you're the only one who could use them? They're the Namekian Dragon Balls!! You have to speak Namekian to summon the Dragon!! I learned enough to say the phrase! And I know what you'll wish for! You're going to wish me dead!!
Vegeta: *Tries to move*

Sonic: o_o

Shadow: o_o

Amy: It's sooooo cute-

[Sir Sivelos]

*appears* Greetings, one and all, it's your unholy Nightmare, back to wreak some havoc!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WELL, ACTUALLY...THAT 2-STAR DRAGON BALL IS, AGAIN, IF I AM THINKING THIS THROUGH RIGHT, NOT THE WHATEVERIAN DRAGON BALL...I WOULD TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS, BUT I'D PROBABLY JUST CONFUSE MYSELF HALFWAY THROUGH AND GO ON A 20-PAGE LONG TANGENT ABOUT MUSCLES AND WORKOUT REGIMES, BUT I ASSURE YOU. I WILL NOT WISH YOU DEAD, AND YOU YOURSELF CANNOT ACTUALLY SUMMON THE CORRECT ENTITY TO ACTIVATE THE PARTICULAR SET OF DRAGON BALLS I POSSESS.

OH, HEY NIGHTMARE...

MACHOKARP'S THOUGHTS: IF ONLY NIGHTMARE COULD READ MY MIND AND REALIZE IT WOULD BE IN HIS FAVOR TO THROW THE 2-STAR DRAGON BALL IN MY MOUTH...I MEAN, HE HATES VEGETA AND BABY, SO THIS SHOULD PROBABLY WORK.

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, this again? You're that infant, aren't you? *points at Baby* *2-star ball suddenly floats up and launches itself into Machokarp's mouth* Oh, woops. Look like my telekinesis got the better of me.