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[Prince Vegeta]

Rift Vegeta: Not helping!

Kidgeta: So... I really can't do anything.... I might as well go back to being his slave...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

DEPENDS. IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF FINDING THE/A STAR ROD AND THE/A DREAM FOUNTAIN-OF WHICH THERE IS SOMEHOW PLENTY OF THE FORMER AND AT LEAST 1 OF THE LATTER IN AT LEAST ONE DIMENSION I HAVE SEEN-THEN NIGHTMARE IS EASILY TAKEN CARE OF! TRIED-AND-TRUE SOLUTION!

THERE IS ALSO THIS: THERE IS APPARENTLY SOME THEORY THAT NO PROPHECY OR FUTURE EVENT SHOWN TO SOMEONE CAN EVER BE 100% CORRECT. THE SLAYER OF YOUR RACE MIGHT DIE SOME VERY WEIRD DEATH PRIOR TO THE FORETOLD DESTRUCTION OF YOUR RACE, THEREBY ADVERTING IT. AFTER ALL, NONE OF US ARE SURE THUS FAR IF THAT'S HAPPENED YET. CONSIDERING SOME OF THE PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN, ALL HE REALLY HAS TO DO IS PISS SOMEONE OFF HARD ENOUGH, AND HE'LL PROBABLY BE TURNED TO A NICE PASTE ON THE FLOOR, WHICH KIND OF ADVERTS THE WHOLE PROBLEM.

[Sir Sivelos]

((*Nightmare appears out of bugger all* Oh noooooooo))

Um... Do you want more food? o-o;

[Wander]

Pilot: *comes back from the heavens and lands on Engie* I WANT SOME FOOD! CAN I HAVE SOME? :D

Engie: *may or may not be super dead*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Throws Pilot off-world, to presumably die of oxygen depravation*

OK, HE'S STARTING TO ANNOY ME TOO. CAN WE ALL KIND OF QUIETLY AGREE THAT PILOT IS ANNOYING?

[Sir Sivelos]

*nods*

[Wander]

Pilot: *MAGICALLY REAPPEARS, because of Captain's MAGIC* HEY, WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! WHY AM I NOT LOVED BY ANYONE BUT CAPTAIN?! D:

Engie: *apparently super fine* GODDAMN IT PILOT, I'M TELLING CAPTAIN YOU LANDED ON ME AND NEARLY BROKE ALL OF MY BONES.

Pilot: NOOOOO, DON'T TELL CAPTAAAAIIINNNN!!!!!!

Engie: THEN SHUT. UP.

Pilot: *makes a 'zipping mouth closed' motion*

Engie: Holy crap he actually did it.

[Sir Sivelos]

Hey! *tries to comfort Kidgeta* You shouldn't think like that!

[Wander]

Snippy: Oh hey, there you guys are.

Pilot: NOO, WHY DID SNIPPY HAVE TO FIND US AND NOT CAPTAIN?! D:

Captain: QUIT ALL YOUR LOUD JIBBERING, PILOT! ZEE CAPTEIN IS RIGHT HERE!

Pilot: YAAAAYYY!!! :D

Engie: Well, the quiet was great while it lasted.

[Sir Sivelos]

(Oh great, more weird people...)