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[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Don't worry, we'll keep you company!

Waddle Doo: I'll be here for moral support.

[Prince Vegeta]

Bulma: Yeah. You could fit on one, if we took the large ship.

Rift Vegeta: You mean the one that you used to transport the Namekians?

Bulma: Yeah! You know how to drive it right?

Rift Vegeta: 'Course, I know how to drive it!

Kid Vegeta: What about him? *Points to 30 Vegeta* I'll stay here... I'll just get in the way...

[Rin Kagamine]

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Am I intruding?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HIGHLY LIKELY, MASSIVE PURPLE DRAGON THING. THIS IS IMPORTANT, WHATEVER IT IS.

I WOULD TAKE 30 VEGETA WITH YOU, AS...WELL. HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT TO HEAL, RIGHT? MIGHT AS WELL DO IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER, RIGHT?

[Prince Vegeta]

Kid Vegeta: *Sits down, confused, still hugging his fluffy plant*

Rift Vegeta: He doesn't have to be in the dragon's sight. But I guess.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Good idea!

[Rin Kagamine]

HIGHLY LIKELY, MASSIVE PURPLE DRAGON THING. THIS IS IMPORTANT, WHATEVER IT IS.

I WOULD TAKE 30 VEGETA WITH YOU, AS...WELL. HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT TO HEAL, RIGHT? MIGHT AS WELL DO IT AS SOON AS YOU CAN, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER, RIGHT?

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I'm a Dragonite. Of all beings here, you should know that, Machoke Magikarp. And why are you talking entirely in caps? You remind me of someone...someone annoying...

[Sir Sivelos]

((AGH, MY INTERNET IS BEING A PAIN IN THE BUTT))

Waddle Doo: *stares at Spyro the Dragonite* ...Have I seen you somewhere before?

Waddle Dee: Probably not. But it does look familiar!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

EXCUSE ME?!?! I AM NO MACHOKE!!! MACHOKE HAVE A 50% CHANCE OF BEING FEMALE, AND HAVE AN X CHROMASOME NO MATTER WHAT!!! MY GENUS HAS NO X CHROMASOME, ONLY TWO Y CHROMASOMES!! I AM 200% MANLIER THAN EVERY OTHER MANLY BEING IN EXISTENCE!! I!! AM!! MACHOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!! THE MOST TESTOSTERONE-PACKED BEING IN EXISTENCE, THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL NON-GOD MAGIKARPS, AND D**M WELL NOT A MACHOKE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!! I'M 30 FEET TALL!! THAT'S WAAAAAAAAY TOO BIG TO BE A MACHOKE!!!

I DID NOT ASSUME YOU WERE SIMPLY A DRAGONITE FOR REASONS OF ETIQUETTE!!! I AM NOT RACIST!! YOU WERE CLEARLY A DIFFERENT HUE FROM EVEN THE RAREST KINDS OF DRAGONITE, SO I APPROACHED THE MATTER WITH A LEVEL OF TACT AND ASSUMED TO THE CONTRARY THAT YOU WERE MERELY SIMILAR TO ONE!

AND THIS IS NOT MY DEFAULT TONE OF VOICE. IT LITERALLY CANNOT GET LOWER THAN THIS. YOU THINK I'M YELLING ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M ACTUALLY WHISPERING AT THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PITCH I CAN SO I DON'T MAKE EARDRUMS EXPLODE.

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: You know, I once played this game, and it had a big blue dinosaur who spoke in all caps.

Waddle Doo: Really? What game was it?

Waddle Dee: I don't remember...