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[Dennis Jansen]

Alakazam: TO DUMB TO FIGHT YOU SAY. I am known as the smartest pokemon alife.
Kadabra: Yes thats right, just check it up.
Abra: Dad, that is a challenge i think
Alakazam: *Shoots a long psybeam in metaknights face for a instant K.O*
Kadabra: Thats how you do it.

[Dragotech]

That is understandable. Do you think it would be wise to abscond while these two fight it out?

*decides to be simply only annoyed and not provoked against the continued violence of the Psychic unit*

[Sir Sivelos]

*blocks the beam* I was not challenging you. If you misunderstood my claim, then you must be as dumb as I said! *teleports behind Alakazam, and stabs him in the back before they can react*

[Dennis Jansen]

Alakazam: hahaha u like stabbing dolls that look like me or what?
Kadabra: *Thinks* if he was dumb he wouldnt have plased a doll there.
Abra: *Evolves* WHATS HAPPENING
Abra or Kadabra i mean: Wow i evolved
Old kadabra: *Evolves too*
New Alakazam: Wow
Old Alakazam: take this *gives a mega ring to New alakazam*
Old Alakazam: *Mega Evolves*
Mega Alakazam: Now tou shouldnt be kiddikg with us

[Dragotech]

*Reacts with wtf face... despite being unable to create facial expressions*

*totally irrelevant*

*C:/MAC> What just happened there?*
*C:> Unknown occurrence documented!*

*is now unsure how to act about this insanity*

[Sir Sivelos]

*sighs* You are trying my patience... *stabs the REAL Mega Alakazam, and it connects, so don't you try nothin*

[Dennis Jansen]

Mega alakazam: LOOK AT ME, NOW I HAVE MORE SPOONS AND A LONG BEARD
Alakazam: Look im a grown up... i feel smarter.
Kadabra: Omg i can do something that not is teleport, i can hit u with a spoon now!

[Sir Sivelos]

GRRRRR... *something that looks suspiciously like blood flies off of DMK* *eyes momentarily flash red* ...GRR... Fine. *wings retract* You are lucky my master has a new mission for me. Next time, you will not be so fortunate... *vanishes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP uses (a non-evadable and Sub-ignorant) Lv. 155 TESTOSTERONE BLAST on the group of Kadabra/Alakazam!*

DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE IN INTERRUPTING A DUEL!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIEEE!!!

[Dennis Jansen]

Alakazam: Now everything will be better.
Gengar: Together we can easly knock the ***** out of him.
Alakazam: *Mega Evolves*
Gengar: Mega Evolves*
Mega Gengar: Lets go
Mega Alakazam: Oh yeah dude