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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The CANE'ing of his legs sends him towards the robot guy-over him, in fact.*

*MACHOKARP retaliates with his LV. 500 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*for a being his size, he's learned to anticipate what movements MACHOKARP makes, and can thus predict when he'll use that attack, so he nimbly dodges it!*

[Prince Vegeta]

*Insert American villain music* What do we have here? Someone taking my job? He shall pay the price for messing with my mission.

[Sir Sivelos]

(...WHAT AM I LOOKING AT))

... *begins gunning down Vegeta?*

[The-Hydra]

GREEN COAT MAN IS VIOLENT

BUT WHY

[Wander]

THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING. WHY IS EVERYONE SO VIOLENT. 3:c

((ITS COMIC VEGETAAAAAAA //shot))

[The-Hydra]

PERHAPS THEY WERE RAISED IN A DISFUNCTIONAL HOUSEHOLD

OR MAYBE VIOLENCE IS JUST FUN

[Sir Sivelos]

*puts Assault Rifle away and begins CANEing Machokarp*

[The-Hydra]

SHOOTING, CANEING

SAME THING

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP has been slain!*

*The life counter appears! It reads MACHOKARP: LivesxBOSS! MACHOKARP respawns over the lake, landing feet first with a Lv. 999 TESTOSTERONE BLAST aimed right at Lrd English!*