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[Sir Sivelos]

HOOOOOONK *leaps out of the mountain's rubble, and completely destroys Machokarp*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*A respawn counter appears: MACHOKARP: livesxBOSS! Apparently a body being annihilated doesn't harm the soul, at least in this case. However, the dimensional glitch has caused MACHOKARP's respawn to take quite a while...*

*The crack grows-it's now very noticeable, in fact. Dimensional Glitching has started to amplify, which means other weird s**t is likely to happen. As a defensive precaution, the natural dimensional holes to the void all close-no escape from whatever's coming.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*glances up at the cracks in the sky* WHAT IS THIS?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

??? (To himself/herself/itself): Dark Epoch Combat System, Initiate...

...Scenario, Initiate...

...Scenario, Execute...

...Phase 1, initiate.

*Without much warning, the cracks break, revealing a massive hole to the void. To the naked eye, it looks like a peaceful, if incredibly ominous black expanse, which is absolutely NOT what it is. In any case, a figure has blitzed out of it with insane speed and clocked Lrd English to the face.*

*Meanwhile, MACHOKARP is still waiting to respawn.*

[Sir Sivelos]

ARGH! *stumbles backward*

[Pokeman]

*bursts in* Ummm.....

[Sir Sivelos]

*ignores the Rayquaza with again horrible timing and proceeds to strike back at whatever hit him*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Lrd English's hand, for whatever reason, stops short of the unknown dude, as if forcibly frozen.*

???: You do NOT belong here. End of the story.

*The Unknown dude has mottled-grey armor with dark green highlights, and a mask shaped like a skull, with cracks in the bone substituting for actual eyes. On his right hand lay tiger claws (the weapon, not the anatomical part of a tiger), and on his back is a bow and a quiver full of arrows.*

*The Unknown dude uses the Tiger Claws to stab Lrd English straight through the eyes!*

[Sir Sivelos]

((MR BLACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE))

AAAAAGH! *the Cairo Overcoat morphs into the Golden Sarcophagus and English vanishes*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Black, who was on top of Lrd English, vanishes with him*

*MACHOKARP respawns over the lake, landing feet-first, but failing to find a target-only Lrd English'es Golden Cuestaff. Machokarp, being 30 feet tall, picks it up with ease. It's barely a toothpick to him, but he stashes it in his inventory. It could be insanely valuable.*