MACHOKARP: GOODBYE, GRACEFUL WOMAN! MAY YOUR TRAVELS BE SAFE!

*After she left*...A TRULY TESTOSTERONE-LOADED MAN IS COURTEOUS TO THOSE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

...*Looking to the sky*...YOU KNOW...ABOVE US, BEYOND THAT DIMENSIONAL HOLE...THERE IS SOMETHING THERE...SOMETHING POWERFUL. SOMETHING THAT SHAKES THE VERY FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME...I CAN SENSE IT! MY KNOWELDGE OF DIMENSIONAL TRAVELS TELLS ME THIS DOES NOT BID WELL!

...*Looks around*...I HAVE A THEORY AS TO WHAT MAY BE HAPPENING, BUT IT SEEMS RELATIVELY INSANE! IF IT IS THE CASE, THOUGH, WE MUST TAKE...*Gets in an unbelievably masculine pose* DECISIVE ACTION!! *Blindingly bright PURE TESTOSTERONE shines from behind him*