Pilot: BUT THEN WE CAN'T HELP SANTA DELIVER PRESENTS TO LITTLE CHILDREN. D:

Engie: Pilot, I don't think you've noticed that everyone in our world is DEAD.

Pilot: THEN ARE WE DEAD TOO?! D:

Engie: No, the only ones alive are you, Snippy, Captain, and me.

Pilot: OH, OKAY. DOES SNIPPY COUNT AS A LITTLE KID, SO I CAN DELIVER PRESENTS TO HIM? :D

Engie: //facepalms