Larry: Vegeta's dying? Huh.
Pete: WHAT?!? *Drops bottle* But Vegeta's around my age!
Larry: ...What?
Pete: You see, If he's dying, and our habits are almost exactly the same, there's an obvious threat to my mortality! What does he do that's different from me?! Smoke four packs a day?!
Larry: ...No....
Pete: Family history?! Heart problems? Snort crack? *Throttling Larry*
Larry: No.... Nothing.
Pete: It can't be nothing, because NOTHING could happen to ME! Meaning that fate is whimsical! That I too, could die anytime! Give me SOMETHING about Vegeta that made him different from ME!
Larry: ...He had a kid?
Pete: High-risk lifestyle. He was doomed.