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Larry: What is this, Resource management 101? Just split the dang food.
Max: Now why didn't I think of that?
Monica: Split the food, then!
Max: *makes a large pile of food and shoves some of it into a smaller pile* That's yours, and this one's mine.*continues eating*
Monica: Why is my pile so small!? And how do we have this much food anyway!?
Max: Remeber raiding the rats and taking a large amount of cheese?
Monica: Oh yeah...but still, why is my share so small?
Max: Weren't you the one complaining about gaining weight last night?
Monica: *mumbles*