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[Prince Vegeta]

I'm not even going to ask.... Hmmm.... I need to find something to do. I think I got all the Mary-sues that are currently on Earth...

[The-Hydra]

Tank Man: Say, is that Dr. Wily?

Trinitro Man: IT'S DR. WILY!

Glue Man: Dr. Wily!

Yo-Yo Man: Dr Wily's her-

Yoku Man: YOU HAVE MADE YOUR POINT CLEAR.

Yes, It's me. Say, I have a job for you. But first, Have any of you seen my coffee mug?

[Wander]

*sips out of random coffee mug*

Hm, maybe Professor Ozpin has your coffee mug! He always has a coffee mug with him. Maybe he accidentally confused yours for his! *continues sipping out of random coffee mug*

[Prince Vegeta]

Dear Kami-sama.... *Rolls eyes, then facepalms* (.....I'm surrounded by idiots....)

[The-Hydra]

Feh. I just happen to like Coffee mugs. You're obviously no genius.

[Prince Vegeta]

Really now? I'm more than sure my careful records on thousands of different universes, my abilities, which I easily have at least a hundred of and all the circumstances that must follow them. Then my military tactician skills on planning ahead the thousands of possible moves my opponent can make is the clear cut sign of a moron. I don't rule an empire of potatoes. I rule an intergalactic empire comprised of thousands of planets, races, and closing in on a million soldiers. I have to create deals, keep track of what is happening on each planet. I need to get inside their heads, and make them think what I want them to think or predict what they'll say to a new law, or some kind of loophole in our contract that they wouldn't benefit for.
So how am I not a genius, or at least credible for brains again?

[Wander]

*looks at her random coffee mug*

Wait a minute. . . Maybe this is your coffee mug!! *dramatic music*

*coffee mug suddenly transforms into a gun* Ooorrr, this could be Professor Ozpin's mug! *more dramatic music*

[The-Hydra]

Really now? I'm more than sure my careful records on thousands of different universes, my abilities, which I easily have at least a hundred of and all the circumstances that must follow them. Then my military tactician skills on planning ahead the thousands of possible moves my opponent can make is the clear cut sign of a moron. I don't rule an empire of potatoes. I rule an intergalactic empire comprised of thousands of planets, races, and closing in on a million soldiers. I have to create deals, keep track of what is happening on each planet. I need to get inside their heads, and make them think what I want them to think or predict what they'll say to a new law, or some kind of loophole in our contract that they wouldn't benefit for.
So how am I not a genius, or at least credible for brains again?

Well, My idea of genius is a little different then yours. But back to the mug. I really need it. It was very important.

[Wander]

Here we go, I found your mug! *holds up coffee mug*

I gave Professor Ozpin's mug back, and apparently he had your mug all along! Who would've known!

[The-Hydra]

Small world it is....Now, Where are those clanking bunches of metal when you need them?