*looks at demon cat* Oh, so that's how you wanna play, huh? *voice suddenly goes deeper* Bring it on. *voice suddenly goes really high-pitched*

But, this has to be a fantasy battle~! OH I LOVE FANTASY BATTLES~! *gets hit with fire, but is unaffected*

By the way, I have a crazy good healing factor that makes Wolverine say "Man, Deadpool's healing factor is way better than mine, bub!"

*scenery changes into an ocean, demon cat is suddenly a demon whale and Deadpool is a random sailor in a boat*

Argh, ye would make some fine sushi! *randomly reels in demon cat/whale with a random fishing pole*