Wait, there's a metal song called Deadpool?

*high-pitched voice* Maaaayyyybbbeeeee

*normal voice* Are you saying you named me after a goddamn metal song?!

*deep voice* I told you he would find out sooner or later.

*normal voice* Ah whatever, I don't even care anymore. So, uh, what the heck are you supposed to be? *pokes Waddle Dee*