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[Wander]

*high-pitch voice* Of course you love something! *randomly hugs Vegeta*

[Prince Vegeta]

Don't touch me. And no. I don't love anything. I'm an evil overlord to a large interplanetary empire. I'm a fighter, not a lover.

[Wander]

*high-pitch voice* Oh come on! There's no such thing as a person filled with only hate!

*deeper voice* What, I don't count?

*high-pitch voice* Oh, you love us!

*deeper voice* Not really.

[Prince Vegeta]

Well count me as the first. I don't love anything. I know Frieza did, because he has a son. Kuriza... Annoying little brat. Anyway I don't have a son, 18 does though. I don't have any family, because mine was destroyed years ago, and I never got together with someone. And I never will.

[Wander]

*normal voice* Oh right, you're not the Vegeta I know, you're Universe 30. Wait, Frieza has a son?

*high-pitch voice* Maaaayyybeeeee

*normal voice* Excuse me for another mome-

*deep voice* CAN YOU NOT SHOOT OUR HEAD

*normal voice* Well what else am I gonna do, cut my whole head off? Actually that's not a ba-

*deep voice* DON'T. YOU. DARE.

[Prince Vegeta]

Yes. His name is Kuriza. Just a huge disappointment, and is so short! He's my little servant. >3

[Wander]

*normal voice* CAN SOMEONE JUST KILL ME NOW

*high-pitch voice* Healing factor! You can't get killed!

*normal voice* WELL THEN CAN SOMEONE JUST SHOOT ME A COUPLE OF TIMES

*deep voice* What is it now?

*normal voice* I DON'T ****ING KNOW I JUST NEED TO GET BLASTED FOR A BIT

*high-pitch voice* No cursing! It's a good thing I put little star thingies over the bad word, so little kiddies won't see the bad word!

[Prince Vegeta]

You really want to get blasted? How long, and how much power? I can do that for free. I just need the parameters.

[Wander]

*normal voice* Uh let's see. How about for two minutes, and give it as much power as you got!

*high-pitch voice* Oh gosh, this is gonna tickle a lot!

[Prince Vegeta]

Really? Hold on. Let me just go to my max power.