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[Wander]

*completely explodes, body parts scattered everywhere*

*normal voice* Well, I did not expect your attack to be THAT powerful.

*high-pitch voice* Oh hey! I can see our body right over there! And there's our arm!

*deep voice* Can someone just gather our body parts back together? Our healing factor will do the rest.

[Prince Vegeta]

We have told you. This is the ultimate fusion.

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Meh. There's always a better fusion.
Big guy: LIKE, WHAT IF EVERYTHING FUSED TOGETHER? THAT WOULD BE PRETTY ULTIMATE.

[Sir Sivelos]

WOAH! That was so awesome! *flails arms in amazement*

[The-Hydra]

Larry: When you've been here long enough, Giant glowy explosions just don't cut it anymore...

[Prince Vegeta]

Hydreigon, this is the ultimate fusion of Goku and Vegeta. We have never lost a battle.

[The-Hydra]

Larry: Ah, So it's a different kind of fusion...What kind of battle? Tank? Fist? Pokémon?

[Prince Vegeta]

We have destroyed Janemba, the combination of all the evil in Hell. And Omega Shenron, in Universe 18.

[Wander]

*body is back to normal*

*normal voice* Yeah, thanks for the help you guys, totally appreciate it!

*high-pitch voice* That was sarcasm, right?

*sarcastic normal voice* Noooo, it's my normal normal voice.

*high-pitch voice* Well, reading the word 'sarcastic' next to 'normal voice', I guess it was sarcasm!

[Sir Sivelos]

Sir Vegeta, you're really cool!