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[Prince Vegeta]

Tarble: Wow nii-san! I never knew you had so many friends!
Vegeta: They aren't my friends, Tarble.
Trunks: Hey dad, can I-....
Vegeta: No.
Trunks: You don't even know what I was going to ask!
Tarble: I'm not going to tell you how to be a father, but at least listen to your son's request.
Vegeta: Bite me, Tarble.

[Wander]

*high-pitch voice* Aww, a sort of family reunion! How cute! *cries*

*deeper voice* Do you always have to cry?

[Prince Vegeta]

Tarble: A family reunion... Yeah! That sounds like what this is!
Vegeta: Ugghhh! Why couldn't you have been stronger!!?
Trunks: Hey dad, can I have a little sibling!?
Vegeta: .....Absolutely not.
Tarble: Well at least you listened to him. The small orange guy is awesome! ^-^
Trunks: I think that hydra thing, and the guy in the red and black suit are the coolest!
Vegeta: Why couldn't Tarble be dead, and Trunks be... I guess he isn't that big of a disappointment for him to not exist...
Trunks: Why do you talk to yourself a lot?
Vegeta: Just go have fun with your uncle.

[Wander]

*high-pitch voice* OH GOSH DID HE JUST CALL US COOL *cries harder*

*deeper voice* WILL YOU STOP CRYING ALREADY

*normal voice* I don't even know what's happening anymore.

[Prince Vegeta]

Tarble: Who are sir?
Trunks: Hey Tarble, can I wear your armor?
Tarble: Not right now, but of course!
Trunks: Yes! I get to wear a Saiyan suit like my dad!
Vegeta: It's not a Saiyan suit! That is Frieza's PTO armor...
Trunks: But you're wearing it too...
Vegeta: *Slams head against a tree* Baka, baka, baka, baka! ><

[Wander]

*normal voice* Finally, something that I could answer! My name's-

*high-pitch voice* We're Deadpool, nice to meet you adorable little kiddies! *still crying*

*normal voice* Excuse me for a moment, I just gotta shoot my head here. *starts shooting his head again*

*deeper voice* DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SHOOT OUR HEAD

[Prince Vegeta]

Tarble: *Bows* My name is Tarble. I am the younger brother to Prince Vegeta.
Trunks: My name's Trunks! Why are you shooting your head? Is that good for you?
Vegeta: Watashi wa baka ni kakoma rete imasu.
Trunks: Dad? Why are you speaking Japanese? I thought mom said to use English when we're in public.
Tarble: What's wrong brother?
Vegeta: ANATA!!

[Wander]

*normal voice* *pauses* It's a good thing I'm multilingual. *continues shooting head*

*deeper voice* ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH *throws gun into a lake*

*normal voice* Hey, what'd you do that for?!

[Prince Vegeta]

Trunks: Dad, why are you so mean to your brother?
Vegeta: He's a disgrace to the royal family name! That's why father disowned him! As far as I'm concerned he's not my brother!
Tarble: Oh.... I didn't know you felt like that...
Trunks: Tarble! Dad's just mad and this is how he usually takes it out! Through verbal abuse, or physical... >_>
Tarble: So he doesn't really mean that?
Trunks: He sometimes says he wishes I never existed so of course he doesn't mean that!
Vegeta: *Mumbling and tossing a knife*

[The-Hydra]

Pete: Peekaboo.