((And at last, I can actually post in the game I was declared the official Baron of. I pity the person who didn't read Last Poster Wins and witness Sonic20 battle my Avatar with a Pez Uzi, as that explains...90% of it, to be honest. To clarify at least one thing in advance: he's 30 feet tall.))

MACHOKARP: *Suddenly crashes into the lake nearby, sending water everywhere*