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[Rin Kagamine]

Oh. Oh well...We're supposed to race...but she must've just got impatient.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((And at last, I can actually post in the game I was declared the official Baron of. I pity the person who didn't read Last Poster Wins and witness Sonic20 battle my Avatar with a Pez Uzi, as that explains...90% of it, to be honest. To clarify at least one thing in advance: he's 30 feet tall.))

MACHOKARP: *Suddenly crashes into the lake nearby, sending water everywhere*

[Prince Vegeta]

Hey!! I'm not in the mood for getting wet!! Specially my tail, since it's holding me up! ><

[Rin Kagamine]

C***! Now I'm wet! And my drink is ruined...

[Prince Vegeta]

Can I have your drink then?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: *Stands up, rising from the lake, and poses in a ultra-manly fashion for five seconds or so*

*Pose Cancel*...UMM...SO, WHERE AM I EXACTLY?!

[Rin Kagamine]

Can I have your drink then?

Yeah...sure....*hands Vegeta the beer...that now contains water*
Ugh! I'm tired. If Rin doesn't show...

AH! So the fish mutant was the b****** who got me wet!

[Prince Vegeta]

You're in a rift... Not much explanation for it... *Still hanging upside down by tail*

Yes! As distilled as it is, it still tastes good. *Chugs the watery beer*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: I ALREADY KNEW THAT! I MEANT WHERE IN THIS RIFT AM I!? PLANET, SOLAR SYSTEM, GALAXY...YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF!!

...WAIT, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW, DO YOU...CONSARNIT!!!

[Prince Vegeta]

It's a make shift Earth. Of course if you know where Earth is, then it should make it obvious.