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[The-Hydra]

Well, Has anyone ever tried using the love-love stick on Nightmare? Such a circumstance has never occurred.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((No, think something that could reliably control MACHOKARP, who's splashes cause earthquakes and magma eruptions.))

MACHOKARP: YES, YES, DRAGON BALLS, WISHES, ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. OF COURSE, IT DOES NOT MEAN THE STAR ROD IS ONE OF A KIND, ONE OF THESE UNIVERSES I'VE SEEN HAS THEM BY THE DOZEN!

*NOTICES RIFT*...OH?! WHAT IS THIS?! IT IS PROBABLY SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES...*unbelievably epic pose*...DECISIVE ACTION!!!! *Background explosion as PURE TESTOSTERONE shines from behind him*

[The-Hydra]

...By the dozen? Well then, Nightmare is not as pressing a concern as I thought.

[Sir Sivelos]

((Well, the monstrosity I created probably could. XD))

Waddle Dee: Oh!

Waddle Doo: Sounds neat... *nomming an onigiri*

[Prince Vegeta]

Forget about the Dragon Balls!! They aren't important!! *Puts box away*

[The-Hydra]

Machokarp is certainly a strange one.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

(Referring to SSB Universe, natch, in case you're wondering. MACHOKARP has been around.)

MACHOKARP: OF COURSE, THIS UNIVERSE I JUST MENTIONED ALSO HOUSES A DREAM FOUNTAIN OF IT'S OWN, AND THE ABUNDANCE OF STAR RODS WOULD MAKE SEALING THIS ABOMINATION AS EASY AS UNSEALING IT...BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!! WHATEVER IS ABOVE US IS LIKELY TO KILL US IF WE DON'T MAKE SOME...*unbelievably epic pose*...DECISIVE ACTION!!!! *Background explosion as PURE TESTOSTERONE shines from behind him*

[Rin Kagamine]

WATCH OUT!*goes through really fast*

Rin: *jumps over the Waddles* SORRY!

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: Wawawawah!! *ducks for cover*

Waddle Doo: OI!! NOT COOL!!

[Sonic20]

Matt: I think he's made me blind with all that testosterone.

Lance: Man, why can't I have that much...

Natalie: *slaps Lance*

Lance: ._.

Anna: Anyways, what's supposed to be killing us?