((No, think something that could reliably control MACHOKARP, who's splashes cause earthquakes and magma eruptions.))

MACHOKARP: YES, YES, DRAGON BALLS, WISHES, ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. OF COURSE, IT DOES NOT MEAN THE STAR ROD IS ONE OF A KIND, ONE OF THESE UNIVERSES I'VE SEEN HAS THEM BY THE DOZEN!

*NOTICES RIFT*...OH?! WHAT IS THIS?! IT IS PROBABLY SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES...*unbelievably epic pose*...DECISIVE ACTION!!!! *Background explosion as PURE TESTOSTERONE shines from behind him*