(Please just roll with it.)

MACHOKARP: I COMMEND THY GREAT PHYSIQUE, AND I WOULD LOVE TO CHALLENGE YOU, GOOD SAIYAN MALE, TO A FRIENDLY SPAR...BUT FIRST, I MUST DEAL WITH THIS ABOMNINATION!!

*Initiates his TESTOSTERONE OVERLOAD, which was fully charged since his previous death*

*MACHOKARP strikes the most unbelievably manly pose in history. For centuries, poets and artists would weep tears of joy as they looked upon the painting of the lucky man who was at that lake with a canvas. PURE TESTOSTERONE blinds the area and most of its inhabitants, including the Twilight Thorn, as MACHOKARP prepares his ultimate attack, charging energy into his mouth*

*All the blidning PURE TESTOSTERONE is now inside MACHOKARP'S mouth.*

*MACHOKARP USED ULTIMATE TESTOSTERONE LASER ON TWILIGHT THORN!!*

*BURTAL AFFRONT!! 25X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

*TOTAL DAMAGE: 62,057,284,751,724,546,953,147,904,561,379 DAMAGE!! SEVERE BLOW!!*

*Somehow everyone hears the last two lines of *star* text being announced by some unseen commentator in a epic fashion.*