MACHOKARP: HOW STRANGE! THAT ABOMNINATION ISN'T DOING ANYTHING! IS IT DISTRACTED BY THAT...CUTE THING? *MANLY point at Scarfy*...ODD, BUT WHATEVER! MANLY FINISHING BLOW!!!

*MACHOKARP uses LV. 99 TESTOSTERONE BLAST!*

*MACHOKARP unleashes an unbelievably manly pose, with his PURE TESTOSTERONE shining behind him. It turns into a singular pulse that seeks out and attacks the Twilight Thorn.*

*TOTAL DAMAGE: 3,151,057,260,150,715 DAMAGE!!*

*THE TWILIGHT THORN HAS BEEN SLAIN!! He drops his massive cache of loot everywhere, creating a pile of GOLD COINS, NOBODY MATTER, SPIKY SUBSTANCES, BOOSTING POTIONS, AND SCARF FRAGMENTS. A hovering TWILIGHT THORN SCARF is atop the pile.*

MACHOKARP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ANOTHER ABOMINATION, SLAIN!!...THOUGH, THERE IS THAT CONCERNING PORTAL. IT LOOKS TO BE AN EPIC BATTLE ATOP IT!!