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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: GOODBYE, GRACEFUL WOMAN! MAY YOUR TRAVELS BE SAFE!

*After she left*...A TRULY TESTOSTERONE-LOADED MAN IS COURTEOUS TO THOSE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

...*Looking to the sky*...YOU KNOW...ABOVE US, BEYOND THAT DIMENSIONAL HOLE...THERE IS SOMETHING THERE...SOMETHING POWERFUL. SOMETHING THAT SHAKES THE VERY FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME...I CAN SENSE IT! MY KNOWELDGE OF DIMENSIONAL TRAVELS TELLS ME THIS DOES NOT BID WELL!

...*Looks around*...I HAVE A THEORY AS TO WHAT MAY BE HAPPENING, BUT IT SEEMS RELATIVELY INSANE! IF IT IS THE CASE, THOUGH, WE MUST TAKE...*Gets in an unbelievably masculine pose* DECISIVE ACTION!! *Blindingly bright PURE TESTOSTERONE shines from behind him*

[Sonic20]

G'night, Folks, Wake me when those @#$%ing four get here....

Matt: Oh my god, he's back!

Natalie: What?!


Anna: *shoots arrows at twilight thorn's leftover husks* Can we have some help first?!

Lance: *unloads a clip on the crowd* Meh. These guys are easy kills.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Notices the 4 and makes a swift conclusion*

MACHOKARP: OH, YOU MUST BE THE 4 THAT MASCULINE DRAGON WAS GOING ON ABOUT. *Strikes a manly pose* IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS RIGHTFULLY MASCULINE, I REQUEST THAT THYSELVES F*** OFF, BEFORE I AM FORCED TO LAY DOWN THE SMACKDOWN!!!

*MACHOKARP (LV. 1501) CHALLENGES MATT, NATALIE, LANCE AND ANNA!! (lv. ????, ????, ????, ????)

[Sonic20]

Natalie: Holy ****, he's that strong?

Lance: And to think I thought reaching level 100 was awesome...

Matt: Chill guys, godcat was like, level 99999999 and we still beat them.

Anna: We beat their constructs. Godcat the creator and destroyer we didn't actually beat. At all.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: IF YOU DARE TO FLEE, FLEE NOW, AND I MAY SPARE YOUR LIVES! IF NOT, STAND YOUR GROUND AND PREPARE TO DIE!!! *Unbelievably epic pose, followed by background explosion*

[Sonic20]

Lance: Get the coffee ready. *uses debilitate, lowering machokarp's defense*

Anna: Right, right. *matt uses hot sauce on her, and she uses limit break genesis*

*a cross appears with wings*

*it gets larger until you can see it from outer space, then explodes, inflicting ungodly holy damage and buffing our side, including auto-revive*

[Wander]

Jou: *points at Machokarp* Is that thing serious.

Hajime: I have no idea! But let's prepare, just in case! *everyone transform into their Gatchaman suits, except for OD*

OD: Pai-Pai, can I join in too? Pleeeaaaasssee~?

Paiman: No! You'll accidentally kill us all! You know that already, OD!

OD: Why do I have to be a sad Gatchaman who can't spread their wings? Boo hoo~!

Paiman: Just get in already! *transforms into vehicle mode (nothisisnttransformers/shot) and drops OD inside his compartment thing*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Unbeknownst to all but OD due to focusing on MACHOKARP, a fishing rod from the massive Dimensional hole above takes the TWILIGHT THORN'S SCARF from atop the pile of loot and yanks it above.*

*MACHOKARP TAKES 15 DAMAGE! though you narrowly bypassed his huge defense and prevented your hit from doing the baseline 1, the damage was barely any better. You must exploit his weakness to DIABETES!*

MACHOKARP: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! MY TESTOSTERONE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR SUCH MEAGER ATTACKS TO HARM ME...NOW!!!

*Machokarp uses LV. 99 MEGA MACHO SPLASH! MACHOKARP leaps into the air, then comes back down performing the most MANLY splash to ever exist, rendering the earth and shooting up Magma at the 4 EBF4 characters*

*SAVAGE UPBRIND ON MATT!! 100X DAMAGE MULTIPLIER!!*

[Sonic20]

*everyone is auto-revived*

Natalie: No, I'm not using that attack.

Matt: But Nats! You have-

Natalie: No.

Lance: Just do it.

Natalie: No.

*anna throws hot sauce from the background*

Natalie: I hate you all.

*screen suddenly focuses on Natalie, and she makes a kawaii pose, distracting machokarp and buffing everyone else*

Matt: Wait, he has a -1000% weakness to the effect of diabetes?

Lance: *friend dog appears* Sick em! *it proceeds to throw various items of candy and sorts into machokarp's mouth*

Natalie: That was too embarrassing.

[Wander]

Hajime: Ohh! This is like a video game!

Jou, Sugane, and Paiman: What.

Utsutsu: I guess your addiction to video games will prove helpful after all. . .

Hajime: Like Matt-kun said, the enemy's weakness is diabetes! *throws tons of boxes and sacks of candy at Machokarp*

Jou: Where do you even get those from.

Sugane: Jou-san, I try not to question her actions anymore.