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*everyone is auto-revived*

Natalie: No, I'm not using that attack.

Matt: But Nats! You have-

Natalie: No.

Lance: Just do it.

Natalie: No.

*anna throws hot sauce from the background*

Natalie: I hate you all.

*screen suddenly focuses on Natalie, and she makes a kawaii pose, distracting machokarp and buffing everyone else*

Matt: Wait, he has a -1000% weakness to the effect of diabetes?

Lance: *friend dog appears* Sick em! *it proceeds to throw various items of candy and sorts into machokarp's mouth*

Natalie: That was too embarrassing.
MACHOKARP: *Seeing nat buff everyone, leanding in close* HAH!! YOU FOOLS, I AM ASEXUAL!! NOW, TO-*Candy gets into MACHOKARP's mouth, Machokarp reels back*-BLAHCK!! TOOTSIE ROLLS! CURSE YOU DIABETES!!!

*MACHOKARP'S Diabetes meter is 1/8th full. It is the ideal time to strike for a good deal of damage.*