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[Sonic20]

Matt: Matt-kun?

Lance: Stop drooling.

[Prince Vegeta]

Have fun. I'm just going to enjoy this fight. *Uses tail to lift himself into a tree branch*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: *is sitting next to Vegeta* This is very exciting!

Waddle Doo: ...What am I looking at?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*everyone is auto-revived*

Natalie: No, I'm not using that attack.

Matt: But Nats! You have-

Natalie: No.

Lance: Just do it.

Natalie: No.

*anna throws hot sauce from the background*

Natalie: I hate you all.

*screen suddenly focuses on Natalie, and she makes a kawaii pose, distracting machokarp and buffing everyone else*

Matt: Wait, he has a -1000% weakness to the effect of diabetes?

Lance: *friend dog appears* Sick em! *it proceeds to throw various items of candy and sorts into machokarp's mouth*

Natalie: That was too embarrassing.

MACHOKARP: *Seeing nat buff everyone, leanding in close* HAH!! YOU FOOLS, I AM ASEXUAL!! NOW, TO-*Candy gets into MACHOKARP's mouth, Machokarp reels back*-BLAHCK!! TOOTSIE ROLLS! CURSE YOU DIABETES!!!

*MACHOKARP'S Diabetes meter is 1/8th full. It is the ideal time to strike for a good deal of damage.*

[Sonic20]

Matt: Awesome!

Lance: *uses debilitate on machokarp again to lower his defences even more*

Natalie: *uses the item beer on Matt, increasing his attack*

Matt: *uses legend, a 15 hit combo that gives him the effect tired after, however*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP takes 1,252,507 DAMAGE PER HIT! MINOR DAMAGE!*

MACHOKARP: HAHAHAHAHAH!! IS THAT YOUR BEST?!

*MACHOKARP used LV. 90 SONIC MUSCLE FLEX!*

*MACHOKARP makes a manly pose, flexing his muscles. His flex is so fast, and the sound of the flex so loud, that it emits from his arms a lethal sonic pulse, attacking the entire squad of enemies!*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: *covers ears* Ow, that's loud! ...But cool!

Waddle Doo: This is oddly entertaining... *nomming an onigiri*

[The-Hydra]

@#$% it, I missed 'em! I woulda owned 'em!! WELL, They'll be back...AND I'LL BE READY FOR THEM...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: ER HEM?! THEY ARE RIGHT THERE, AND AN ALLY IS ALWAYS WELCOME!! *Manly gesture to the Mega Garchomp's foes*

NOW THEN!! *MACHOKARP's diabetes meter has gone down to zero!*

[The-Hydra]

(I more of meant that Sonic's not online)