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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: THESE FOES ARE IRRITATING! ESPECIALLY WITH THEIR DEBUFFS!

*MACHOKARP uses LV 67 BUFF UP YO' DEBUFF'ED UP SELF!*

*MACHOKARP's PURE TESTOSTERONE generates 100,000,000-POUND weights, which he takes, quickly doing a whole exercise routine in the span of five seconds!*

*The effects of the previous debuffs are now INVERSED, turning into buffs, and MACHOKARP is now immune to debuffs for the next 2 minutes (in universe. Nice try, you cheats.)*

MACHOKARP: *looking upward*...I AM STILL HEAVILY CONCERNED AS TO THE LIKELY PROBLEMS THAT WILL OCCUR WITH THAT UNUSUALLY MASSIVE DIMENSIONAL HOLE. SUCH MASSIVE SIZE IN A DIMENSIONAL HOLE IS RARE WHEN DIMENSIONAL ANOMALY IS LOW. I BELIEVE IT COULD BE A MULTIDIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE, WHICH MEANS WE SHOULD BE GETTING UP THERE AND SAVING THE DAY IN SOME MANNER...NAH, THAT'S JUST CRAZY. *looking at his current enemies*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: What?

Waddle Doo: I dunno. Something about some anomaly.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP makes a manly point in the upward direction, towards the absurdly massive dimensional hole*

THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, TINY ONES!

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: ...Oh, that?

Waddle Doo: We should call in Magolor. He can probably close it. *takes out an orange cell-phone-like device*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

WHO IS THIS MALAGOR FELLOW?!

*MACHOKARP's STEELY EYES are still on the group of four he's currently antagonizing.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Dee: He's a friend of ours!

Waddle Doo: He's skilled in inter-dimensional and universal affairs. This should be no problem for him.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I AM HEAVILY DOUBTFUL OF THE ODDS THAT SUCH A MASSIVE DIMENSIONAL HOLE CAN-OR FOR THAT MATTER, SHOULD-BE REPAIRED...OR IF REPAIRING THE HOLE SOLVES THE PROBLEM. NEVERTHELESS, LET US CALL IN AN EXPERT. I NEVER DID REALLY FOCUS ON INTERDIMENSIONAL PHYSICS BEFORE.

*STILL keeping his STEELY MAGIKARP EYES on the 4 EBF4 characters*

[Sir Sivelos]

Waddle Doo: Mkay. *activates the cell-phone and speaks into it* ...Yeah, this is a pretty big one. ...Huh? How bad? Um... *looks at the hole* I'd say... a 9 out of 10. ...Mkay, see you later. *puts cell-phone away* Okay, he should be here soon.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

EXCELLENT! HOPEFULLY, THROUGH HIS KNOWELDGE, WE WILL FIND BETTER UNDERSTANDING AS TO WHAT TO DO IN THIS SCENARIO. HOPEFULLY IT INVOLVES MANLY STRIKES OF JUSTICE TO THE FACES OF EVIL. OR JUST MANLY STRIKES TO FACES, I'M NOT TOO PICKY.

*STILL keeping an eye on his adversaries*

[The-Hydra]

GRAWK!!! Ahem. Ughhh....Do those four only come out at night or something!?! Come on! I'm losing my bloodlust!