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[Prince Vegeta]

FRIIIEEEZZZAAA!! *Fires a barrage of ki blasts* Attack coward!! *Breathing heavily, staring at the two mirages, right eye twitching rapidly*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP's foot narrowly avoided singing by that blast*

MACHOKARP: CALM THYSELF DOWN!! I AM NO EXPERT, BUT I SEE NO ENTITIES OTHER THAN YOU OR I...OR THOSE TWO VERY TINY ONES. BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT, THERE ARE NO ENTITIES LIKE THIS NIGHTMARE AROUND...OR WHOEVER FRIEZA WOULD BE. DON'T KNOW WHO FREIZA IS.

(MACHOKARP, THINKING: HRM...MAYBE A DUEL? MAYBE THAT WILL STOP IT...MAYBE NIGHTMARE IS CASUING IT? HRM...I DON'T REALLY THINK TOO MUCH, WHAT COULD IT BE?)

[Prince Vegeta]

What!? *Turns on Machokarp* .... B-babidi.... He's doing this!! No! It can't be him!! *Looks past Machokarp, sees Frieza and Nightmare killing a kid Vegeta.* YOU B*ST*RDS!!! *Fires at them*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

MACHOKARP: *Had suddenly turned to get a look at what Vegeta was 'seeing,' seeing nothing, and got hit by the attack instead*

GAH!! *Stumbles backward, through the illusion*

...I AM NO DOCTOR, BUT I BELIEVE A GOOD OLD DIAGNOSIS OF ONE KO BLOW SHOULD DEAL WITH YOUR HALLUCINATIONS. PREPARE TO BE BEATEN!!

*MACHOKARP (Lv. 1501) CHALLENGES SUPER SAIYAN GOD VEGETA!*

[Prince Vegeta]

Not now!! Nightmare's escaped, and Frieza's back from Hell!! I don't have time for your games!! *Stops and freezes in place*

[Sir Sivelos]

The 'Nightmare' Vegeta sees turns to him and begins to speak. "Come now, Vegeta. You think after what you did, I'd let you off with a pat on the back? NO."

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF LORD GODKARP!!

*MACHOKARP USES LV. 99 TESTOTERONE BLAST!*

*MACHOKARP makes the manliest poses he possibly can, and the blinding light of testosterone from his back becomes more intense and blinding with every pose. Eventually, the PURE TESTOSTERONE shoots out in several pulses at Vegeta.*

[Prince Vegeta]

H-how did you escape!!? We destroyed the Star Rod, and the Dream Fountain is trapped!!

*Is knocked back by Machokarp's attack*

[Sir Sivelos]

"It's a little something called teleportation. You should try it." The 'Nightmare' strokes the dead Kid Vegeta's chin, sneering. "How adorable. Even Fate surprises me with its cruel jokes. Heh."

[Rin Kagamine]

Yo yo yo sup sup sup?! Uh...nevermind...