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[The Nonexistent Tazz]

I STILL DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I AM GOING TO-

*MACHOKARP SUDDENLY REMEMBERS HE CANNOT BREATHE IN SPACE!*

...WELP. S**T.

*MACHOKARP EXPLODES FROM FATAL DAMAGE!*

*A small pile of GENERIC LOOT and MAGIKARP SCALES scatter from where he was after he exploded into light. Due to environmental factors downing him, Vegeta gains no experience.*

(...I realized we were likely in space. Cartoon physics kicked in.)

[Prince Vegeta]

But I don't think any of you realize what is actually going on, so allow me to explain. I am a Tuffle Virus, and I go as Baby! I teamed up with the evil wizard Babidi to take over this body. Babidi gets the power from injury that Vegeta here causes, while I get the satisfaction of overtaking a filthy Saiyan's body!!

[Sir Sivelos]

YOU! BABY! TAKE THE CUBE OUT OF VEGETA'S POCKET, AND SMASH IT. YOU SHALL BE HIGHLY REWARDED IF YOU DO...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP SPONTANEOUSLY EXISTS ABOVE THE LAKE*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

*MACHOKARP causes a large splash to hit the area when he lands face-first in the lake*

*Picking himself up*

...GREAT, I LOST THAT BA****D! IF ONLY I COULD BREATHE IN SPACE!!

[Prince Vegeta]

*Laughs* How stupid do you take me for? I can access Vegeta's memories, and there was a good reason you were trapped! Unfortunately for you, I have no desire for anyone who may get in the way, to be returned!

[Sir Sivelos]

GRRRRRRR... DO NOT ANGER A DEITY. *the cube begins trembling*

[Prince Vegeta]

It seems I have you, Vegeta, and Babidi by the throat. Heheheheh!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

HRM...I DO NOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO HARM THIS THING. CURSES!! HIS DEFENSES ARE TOO GREAT!!

*Idea. Probably a very stupid one at that, but MACHOKARP does not have a brilliant intelligence or wisdom stat, and had a neutral alignment anyways.*

NIGHTMARE!! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, WHICH I HEAVILY DOUBT, I AM CAPABLE OF FREEING YOU!! BUT ON ONE CONDITION!! OK, ACTUALLY TWO, BUT I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THE FIRST ONE IN SOME ODD MANNER SO IT'S REALLY ONLY ONE!!

[Sir Sivelos]

IS THAT SO? THEN DO SO, AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED.

[Prince Vegeta]

If anyone wants to get this cube, they have to go through Vegeta!! And trust me, he is not an easy opponent!